I'm trying and failing to picture a conversation between Patrice O'Neal and Dane Cook. But to be fair, "Chainsaw-fucking a dirty whore's cunt is therapy" does sound like the logical, sad end product of Dane trying to channel Patrice to the best of his abilities.

This season was so painful, it was borderline not worth it, it was sick, it left me feeling dirty and deranged. All I can say to defend it is stuff that needed to happen somehow happened because of it, like when Karl ended up explaining his hair to a classroom full of South African kids.

How come no one has yet remarked that Eddie Brill is not himself a watershed of fresh or cutting edge? 
"On a date you ask how many brothers the girl has, even though you're not interested in her family, you just want to see what she looks like without that dress!"

Amy Sedaris (on talk shows!!!), Margaret Cho (Revolution), Maria Bamford, Morgan Murphy, Sara Silverman, Joan Rivers, Wanda Sykes (Sick and Tired), everyone involved in Smack the Pony, Susie Essman, Sandra Bernhard, Garfunkel & Oates, Tina Fey, Ellen, Lily Tomlin…

I have been wondering about this: one thing me and my female friends have always found comedy gift that keeps on giving is the way the slimy lining of our wombs leaks out of our vaginas between periods.
(When borrowing each others jeans without wearing underwear and giving them back suspiciously crusty, when *one of…

Isn't there some precedent to this, with Reagan giving a political speech in which he referenced some flying some air force mission he had in fact only done in a movie? Can't remember the story.

You're right. They must have been wanting to take 3000 people with them in their graves, or at least not particularly cared not too. Some people, sheesh.

Ghost Chili Enema Medicine I can't reply to you, but I am so very interested in if your personal experiences at Mother Teresa's institutions contradict the terrifying ones of Mary Loudon (the former volunteer who has written books on this), and the Lancet study findings? In what ways?
I figure she must have…