I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

It was summer break from university so my boyfriend and I were back home with our parents to save money. My mum was a student and had evening classes at a college out of town. She had a class one night so I invited my boyfriend over. We had dinner and then headed to my room for good times. They were good times. Good,…

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

Sigh. The first time I attempted anal he assumed liquid dial would work just as well as lube. *SPOILER ALERT*

I have two stories, the first is my sister's.

I'm not sure it's worth entering as a contestant in this pissing contest, but I made it through a full year as an exchange student/wanderer between the ages of 17 and 18 in Brazil in the early 90s, getting in cars and drinking and partying with strange men, staying in dodgy hostels, and was not once drugged or taken…

I used to bike commute in Seattle. One morning I was riding to work early so that I could leave early and go to a beer festival. Typically I would ride in at 10 or 11am and work 8 hours, but this time I went in at 8, which is rush hour and the time when people are assholes/aren't quite awake/in a huge hurry.

My girlfriend and I live in Lake Tahoe. Like a lot of people who live in beautiful places, we pay a fucking premium to rent abject shitholes, which are also drafty. In January of last year, during a snowstorm, my landlord informs me that she'll be 'renovating' my shithole of a place and that I have 29 days to get out…

A friend had broken up with her boyfriend and was totally convinced she was going to meet The One at some lame party happening at a lame club in one of the lame casinos on the edge of town. She wanted me to go as her wingman, and since I was trying to be a supportive friend, I ditched my husband to go with her.

After moving out on my own, I obviously has to keep my finances tight. So for years, I had no health insurance. I did fine, going to urgent care when I had an infection or something I couldn't fix with over the counter stuff. Last fall, I finally got health insurance through my school. It was a great deal, and heavily…

My husband and I have been together since I was 16, we got married when I was 21 and stopped using birth control immediately. Fast forward 8 years still no kids of our own. Fertility test show due to my PCOS causing cysts in my fallopian tubes rather then on the ovaries the chance of us ever conceiving without extreme…

As a young-looking female (I can still pass for high-school and I'm in my 30's) it's even more difficult to get taken seriously at a dealership, despite asking to be helped, dressing nice, and flashing a well-known-well-paying-in-the-area work badge. As a result of of the way I was treated (twice! 6 years apart!), I…

About a decade ago, in Calgary, I had a roomie move out, and I wanted to keep my conveniently located apartment with the huge balcony, so I had to scramble to find someone. That someone was a young fella from Colombia named Julio who came to Canada to study English. To give you a bit of backstory, I was going to…

The 70s is hands-down the worst decade for fashion! I don't think I need to explain why.

There was NOTHING redeeming about "fashion" in the 70s. A million little polyesters died for each and every "outfit." Plus it was the start of of mass fashion... instead of having a few good ensembles, people bought and bought and BOUGHT all this slick polyester sh!t. //sniff Good thing moi discovered vintage…

My sister says the 70s too, with this as proof:

The 70's. Especially the early and mid 70's.

Is this even up for debate? The 70s were the ugliest by far. In all of human history.

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.