This really opened my eyes to what addiction is. It's something you absolutely cannot control. I remember dieting and telling myself that I wouldn't eat Oreos that day and not being able to stop myself from doing it. No, it's not the same and I wasn't physically addicted, but not being able to control myself and…

@Ipomoea: Cute website! I wish I'd known about it sooner, since I'm scheduled to birth this little gal in 4 more days, but thanks! (:

@Azraelle: I think Mr. Piven just isn't aware that the "i before e..." rule doesn't always apply.

Oh yes, Martha. I like.

@slowtraincoming: Oh, I bet she'd piss her pants out of pure glee to hear herself compared to Britney.

@tobesthewonderdog: Oh, man! Your use of the past tense made me go check if he'd died. I don't listen to his music, I don't watch any shows he may or may not be on, and I have no idea who he's dating right now, but my heart stopped for a second out of panic.

When you have to assume that people are going to hate you, before you've even met them, there's something wrong with you. She said it was "three against one" before even speaking to Deena, who by the way, tried being nice.

@Mooji: Okay... but referring to Hugh as a "flesh walnut" is okay, but if we called Madonna "prune skin," the moderators on this site would not be happy. This is more the point I'm trying to understand, why it's okay to refer negatively to a man's age around here, but not a woman's.

@LittleMissVixen: I'm more curious why calling one "old and gross" is acceptable, but if we called the other the same, it'd be considered "snarky" and grounds for getting banned or something.

I'm no Hugh Hefner fan, but I wonder why all the "ewww! he's old and gross! what are those pretty young girls doing with him?!" comments are acceptable, but we all think it's empowering when Madonna snags another 20 year old?

@BrutallyHonester: He's a music executive and by most accounts, seems to have his own money. We don't know that she's the one who paid for the house, and to be honest, I don't think that's very important. I think how you treat someone after a breakup says a lot about what type of person you are, and she seems quite…

@StuckOnRepeat: It's all making sense now! Not being able to attend because of "work", my ass! I wonder what Rihanna's power animal is?!

I wonder how Christina would feel if Jordan moved in some gal he was dating for a couple of months?

@kenzington: Bianca really didn't deserve him.

@Legally-Brunette: I'm thinking a lot of this money might be from interviews these girls give to the tabloids. This may be the reason that MTV is going to begin following a new batch of girls, who are still struggling, and once they become tabloid covergirls, they'll give them the boot and start following new ones.

@It's.Not.Opposite.Day: Is Teen Mom with this same cast even going to be on the air anymore? I thought MTV had moved on to following the girls from the second season of 16 & Pregnant, and weren't going to follow around the original four girls?

The things she says about the other women aren't voice-overs, she says them. Saying that most women are jealous of her, implying that Kyle's husband is a cheater, blathering on about how she's "Jesus," telling another woman that she is going to flirt with her husband so teeheehee, and all of the other crap that…

Someone needs a new reality show.

@Hana Maru: I think it probably looks the same as any other face she tries to make, at this point.

@BrianDoh: She does leave, but I remember reading somewhere that she returns a few days later. Ron probably issued some half-ass apology and Sammi convinces herself that it's all her fault.