Perhaps her mother's stress came about upon realizing the most bat-shit crazy chick on the show was coming home to live with her.

@Lorin: At least they put the poor gals in decent clothes, instead of Ed Hardy board shorts.

@Lorin: The Canadian "model" comes to mind. Did she really think jobs would be flying at her after letting this guy take her to the boneyard?

@acookieaday: Or you write one incredibly angsty masterpiece that anyone can relate to, but you never reveal the identity of the person because it makes it so much more fascinating and holds people's interest for years. Like my beloved Alanis.

@Parenthetical: If you listened to any of her songs, you wouldn't be.

@andnowlights: Jeffree Star got more than his fair share of fame from MySpace, too. That's how his "music" got any attention. Undeserved, just as much as Tila here, in my honest opinion.

@STICKSnSCONES: I believe during the week of the wedding festivities, she was spotted havng dinner at some restaurant in L.A.

@andnowlights: This is the reason MySpace lost everyone to Facebook. People can't forgive it for this heinous discovery.

I had a dream I was in the Jersey Shore house but only Pauly D(elicious) and Vinny were there and Vinny refused to make out with me.

I remember this argument with my then-13-year-old sister well. My mom was appalled by the choices, and my sister said, "Well, what do you want me to look like? A nun?!"

@s.j.washyourhands: "You're either the hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" or something like that.

@NefariousNewt: I hope to the high heavens she pays heed to your warning. Poor Taylor Swift didn't listen, and just look where it got her.

@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Having the wrong foundation color is the worst thing on the planet, but apparently tanning until you no longer resemble a human is quite alright.

I think this is a great idea, but I also wonder if we can't throw Maci a bone?

@14Kgold:betastar misses MizJ: But when Ron and Harry transform into Crabbe and Goyle, their voices don't change. Harry has to tell Ron to grunt more, or something.

@MsWhatsit: Oh, that was such a mess. Even though she reminded me a bit too much of Paris Hilton, I've never wanted to punch one of the Teen Dads more.

@Diadorina: I really wish she had gone the "You Oughta Know" route instead of calling everyone out all the time.

So is this the 10th or 20th time Paris is tired of the "scene"? Everytime she gets arrested, she sings this tune and then she's out clubbing it up two weeks later.

Has Bristol been on 'The View" before, and if so, did Barbara tell her she was only famous for getting pregnant at 17 and ask her why she wasn't learning a trade and getting an education?

@Allie Spots: I can't help but be annoyed with Kris Jenner. She seems to think she's the fourth Kardashian sister. I'm sure this is something Dina thinks is great.