I feel like the ultimate vacation would be a four day weekend in a local hotel with delicious room service, a pool and maybe a library, and while you’re gone someone deep cleans your house and tosses all the shit you’ve been meaning to for the last five years.

I worked front desk at a lodge in Yellowstone NP and a guest once complained to me that the old burned out areas from wildfires were ruining her vacation and that NPS should have replanted full grown trees so people could enjoy it.

Yeah, I used to work for a company that gave very generous PTO and some people would be like “I can’t afford to use all this time!” And I would say “Afford?” and they would say “I can’t possibly take four vacations a year!” And I would say, “Who says you have to go somewhere? You could just be home, not working.” And…

I hate the coworkers who act like I need to go OUT and DO SOMETHING FABULOUS every single weekend. One guy interrogates me with particularly odd questions every Monday, ie “Did you survive the weekend?” Well, I’m here, so obviously. Also, wtf do you think I do? Blindfolded cave diving?

How are you typing, you’ve been CANCELED

wow okay bitch

Quilling is pretty, and the colors are fine, but for a piece this small, I feel the stuck-on flowers protrude a bit much. They detract from the egg shape. I would have liked it better if the flowers had been the same height as the blue spirals.

I’m not at all sorry to like it, it’s beautiful. Quilling is a pretty cool art form, Google it if you’re stressed!

Press person for public officials here! I’ve had SHH’s job description in a variety of capacities.

It’s been proven that strong family ties are incredible boosters for mental health and a long life.

I really really thought we’d put all that “living with your parents is super lame” thing behind us already. There are so many valid reasons why people choose to live with their parents!

LOL.

Whoever is giving her this quilling egg should be giving her a pysanka egg, she’s a slav, and pysanka can be used to trap evil spirits inside, then the next thing you know, everyone in the administration is trapped inside a hollow egg shell for all eternity. 

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s…

there is no other way how to satisfy your mother on mothers day.

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

Do americans work on good friday?

“Woman Leprechaun Shatters Green Glass Ceiling - Still Not Seen As Worthy of Making Decisions About Her Own Body Regarding Reproductive Rights by Church/University She Supports”?

The assault on Lois Rinna happened in 1960. He was later convicted in 1970 and sent away for 7 years. They let him out again and from 1979–1981 he raped and murdered 5 more women. In 1988 he was sentenced to death and he’s been on deathrow ever since. He was then convicted of 2 more murders and there is evidence that…

They 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 Senate OR establishment Democrats. This is an epic waste of time and energy. Concentrate on taking back the Senate and the White House in 2020, getting the green deal finally passed, immigration, the fact that 5 (or is it 6) states have now practically banned abortion, getting…