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It’s just really, really hard to go against CFA in the South. Even the most secular liberal types I know there put their beliefs aside to indulge in the sweet tea.

Welcome to Texas, where your rights as an individual or a business extend only as far as they align with the beliefs of the individuals running the State government.

I love that more than a few of the comments here are from those of us who clearly learned only one German song from our Oma. 

Just curious... is Paxton still under indictment for securities fraud?

“Sometimes” pancakes? Nein, Fritz. We need a firm commitment to a steady supply of pancakes or no deal.

i can sing a little german folksong about a horse - is that good enough? also, can i bring the cat or will they supply cats?

A little over a decade ago I actually did this!!!!

True. He’s a known antisemantic.

basic literacy isn’t even his friend. if you tried to talk to him about semantics he’d assume you were talking about kushner.

Trump says Obamacare “deductibility [is] too high” yet individuals can’t deduct the cost of health insurance at all.

I’m gonna rent a billboard that says that THE TERM TOXIC MASCULINITY DOES NOT MEAN MASCULINITY IS TOXIC IT REFERS TO THE TOXIC BEHAVIORS ASSOCIATED WITH MASCULINITY YOU FUCKING TURDS because I’m getting real tired of people not bothering to learn about what that term means before they get mad about it. Google it for

“The hoax that somehow sexes are all the same or capable of being bed into one continuum, that masculinity itself is toxic, terrible and poisonous, all of those things, and in fact has to be discouraged in many ways,” Ingraham said before introducing Nathanson.

Iris Apfel Effect.

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

Scamming rich people isn’t crime, it’s public service. 

What’s next, glorifying serial killers?!?!

One thing that Catholics aren’t required to do is dress up to go to mass. People wear jean shorts and flip flops and a tee shirt during the summer.

My sons know better than to ogle a woman’s body — certainly when I’m around (and hopefully, also when I’m not).