Plus my bday is in the dead of winter ...so my actual bday is always a bust unless it falls on a weekend

I hate my birthday because trying to do anything with people is always a let down. It’s partially my own fault because I get so stressed from it coming up and wanting not to be disappointed that I get in my head.

I hate my birthday because trying to do anything with people is always a let down. It’s partially my own fault because I get so stressed from it coming up and wanting not to be disappointed that I get in my head. My friends are banned from my birthday because all I do is make them miserable and then have to apologize a…

Kidmo

It’s Gitmo, For Kids!

There has never been a time like this in American History. Very exciting but also, very sad!

Just when I thought I could cancel HBO, they drag me back in!

I haven’t seen it yet but it is already my favorite show. It literally has everything that I love. YES!

where do i sign up for ALLLLL of that

An octave is a pretty massive shift for the human voice. 

A couple of feminist friends took me to task for saying Holmes faked her voice. They said higher octaves don’t help women in the workplace, which I don’t argue with, and she only “lowered her voice an octave,” which in their minds wasn’t fake. I say she lowered it way TOO much, and that’s what makes it fake.

Dane Cook is ten years older than me, if I was dating someone with the same age difference it would involve me, a 37 year old woman, dating a 9 year old boy.

I have two words for these girls: Tori Spelling.

Looks like a weird mashup of Don Johnson and Brad Pitt.

I have a friend who chose to put off sex until after her marriage. She was so inculcated by the “sex is wrong and it taints you forever!” crowd at her church that it took them six months before they could have PiV sex.

And that’s the problem. She tried to move on and do something different, but she couldn’t because that’s what she was known for. He continued to be very successful on the speaking circuit and still polled well with women. He got to have a life. She didn't.

She has far more grace than I could ever imagine having in her situation. I imagine the bullshit will more or less persist until her eventual obituary, which of course will reference Clinton.

Oh, this one was pretty tame. He also tweeted that he was going to have the FEC investigate NBC after he watched a rerun of the SNL Christmas episode over the weekend.