I commented last year about my house that was haunted by a cat, but I have a few stories that are about my grandparents.

I had a co-worker tell me that he liked it that I didn’t wear underwear to work. Apparently, my lack of a visible underwear line meant I went commando. I think I shrugged it off by saying something like “No, I do wear underwear, everyday. It’s just really good underwear.” it’s not good underwear, it’s from Target.

As a card carrying member of the Satanic Temple, I look forward to the day when I can use my religious right to be able to do what I want with my body. Just as God intended by giving me free agency!

A lot of churches are involved with hospitals. Lots of catholic hospitals or methodist or baptist. Those are just the ones I can think of that are spitting distance to my work.

I did the same thing! If they were going to leave the episode with Claire opening the door and then credits, I was going to be so pissed.

I don’t trust them to do a good job at aging them well. Just look at how terrible Clair’s and Brianna’s wigs are. They are terrible and distracting.

I think accept is the correct word here. You just accept that Bree is going to be a part of the Outlander world, but don’t worry because she won’t be the most annoying character in the story line.

Two weeks?! Ugh. You’re so mean to me, Starz. Guess I’ll read the section in the book until then.

I feel your pain. I watched the first season with my mom, who then wanted to turn it into a Sex and the City conversation with me about my own sex life. I shut that down right quick.

Vaguely. Actually, I think the actress is much better than how she is in the book. Brianna is not my favorite character (Murtagh for life, followed by Dougal!), but she’s not entirely painful and I just finished the 8th book. Yeah, 8 books. And I think there’s plan to go to 10. So if there are 8 books, which is common…

Tumblr reminded me that Victorians men were getting turned on my furniture legs so all the legs on the furniture needed to be covered.

I went to school with Clay Olsen. When I saw that he was now an anti-porn advocate, I thought it was probably because he had a porn addiction, but was able to get help through his church. He’s also never lived outside of Utah (I’m sure he went on an LDS mission, but I don’t know where) and I believe that he still…

If you’re in Texas, think about donating blood! There was only a one day supply (at least I think that’s what I read) before the storm hit.

My favorites are the Erick Ericksons, John Johnson, etc. I also heard about two twin boys: one named Mark Steven and the other named Marc Stephen.

This narrative needs to stop. It’s all over Jezebel and it’s disgusting. I get it, Texas is republican, and republicans are horrible people.

I think maybe the premise would work better with a remake of Mean Girls (the sacrilege). Have the Plastics be ethnically, body shape, sexuality diverse and then just be relentlessly mean to all the blonde basic bitches with their starbucks and lululemons.

You stay safe. I’m in San Antonio and if you need anything, you let me know.

There was much rejoicing when I got that to meringue. And I’ve only made it one other time since then.

I have a tendency to kill my yeast. Usually it’s too hot of water. I’ve gotten better, but I don’t do bread very often.

I read somewhere that baking was good for your mental health, as was knitting. I should really find this study because they’ve clearly never seen me when my bread refused to rise and I just decided to cry and drink the cooking white wine on my kitchen floor surrounded by spilled flour and dirty dishes.