Morbidly petite is a thing?!?

i only found it fetching when barbara eden did it.

Narcissism is the diagnostic term you’re looking for. You’re welcome.

Get some cats.

I’ve always hoped for a Natasha Lyonne style comeback for her but I don’t think it’s going to happen. I’m about 5 years older than Lindsay but I started to spiral out of control with drink and drugs around the same time she did. It’s weird but I’ve always been quietly rooting for her. Getting sober is tough. I…

High school teacher here. Our school is totally overrun by grizzlies. Must be due to our guns filled with honey-coated ammo.

I was walking past my living room while my mother has this exchange streaming on her phone. She cracked up, and I literally reversed course and asked her to replay it. When she did, I just shook my head and said I’d rather have the grizzly bear running the country.

Here’s the list of kids I think I could love into normalcy if given the chance to foster them:

[Aladdin:]
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford
(That’s Everything!)

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd…

I know Lohan is pretty good buddies with members of two Malaysian royal families. I think they encouraged her to study the Quran and Islam.

From one of my guilty pleasures, re: LiLo’s conversion.

It’s not Melania’s *fault* that her husband is a jackass, but the fact that she’s a voiceless complicit prop does matter.

Every SINGLE FLOTUS of my lifetime has/had a real career, was intelligent, and worked to improve society. All worked to improve the lives of kids; literacy, healthcare, DARE, school lunches.

I have a husband. I’m using my own money to build this house.

They are planning to convert office space (the press area, probably) for a “Glam Room” for this woman who has no intention of moving to the White House (costing tax payers millions of dollars a day — and don’t give me that shit about Barron changing schools. Sasha did it. Malia did it. Chelsea did it. Amy Carter did…

Not to brag, but I too will have my own room for hair, make-up, and wardrobe once my house is complete.

Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

It’s important to note the huge difference between Melania’s planned renovations of the WH vs other first ladies. This is entirely for Melania, no one else, and adds nothing to the charm or character of the house. This is gross and I’m disappointed it’s being reported with a shrug.