I’m FROM Alabama, and my teeth grind involuntarily every time I hear his voice. Fucking hell, that asshole Sessions. You know what makes me even madder? Knowing that Roy Moore is just waiting in the wings for Sessions to get confirmed so he can run for Sessions’ seat.

There is some Ivy League professor who has called every election correctly for decades (he got this one right) who is predicting he’ll be impeached. But I’ve done the math and you have to go about 5 or 6 people down the chain before you have any chance of a decent human being to take over.

And this right here is why I just cry myself to sleep every night.

Double secret probation...

President Obama strikes me as a genuinely better person than I could possibly even hope to become.

Very true. Plus, out of that group, Hatch would be the best of the lessers. He’d probably be another H.W. Bush, conservative but not batshit crazy.

Plz America not let titillation/LOL factor of prostitutes and golden showers distract and overtake from the treason and corruption kthnxbai.

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

Wish he’d told Sessions:

What accent? All I hear are banjos everytime he opens his yap.

This is good trolling, and I am SO SORRY it did not work.

I freely admit that after that whole Jesse fiasco, I was pretty leery about Franken running for Senator, but I am glad that my fears were misplaced. He has done nothing to embarrass us, and quite to the contrary, he has distinguished himself admirably. I never thought that I would say that I am proud of Al Franken,…

My Daddy’s from Alabama, and even I hate listening to this fool. I mean, he probably has the Confederate flag on his drawers and socks.

Actually, not everything has to be blamed on one bad actor or factor exclusively.

I really don’t like to hate people but I fucking hate this Kellyanne Conway cunt of a fucking cunt. I try to be a passifist but I would really like to punch her stupid grin off her face.

He admitted he did it. He’s responsible. Fuck that mental illness horseshit. If you’re a danger, you’re a danger. Off with his head.

Look, look - relax, no need to freak out, this is all perfectly normal political behavior.

Of course. the uday and qusay are in. daughter eva braun is in. Gotta have the whole family in power so that they have the necessary experience to assume power when the despot dies. it’s how dictatorships work.

Family Values...