There is a problem though, when you marry someone simply for the money, the fame and the possibility to be part of the ‘Kardashian brand’ and you brag about it to other dudes you meet on the side.

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

This must run afoul of some regulation, ethics ruling, or law. There’s no way he can just grant a White House position to his child like that.

Hope Hicks, spokeswoman for Trump, told CNN that “No decisions have been made regarding Ivanka’s role.”

Seems to me Drumpf is upgrading for a newer model.

You’re making nuclear doom sound more and more appealing.

This won’t end well for the Drumps.

Fuck this family. Fuck every one of them.

There’s also going to be an outlet store for official Ivanka brand merchandise, tentatively titled “The Ceausescu Line.”

What’s the over/under on Cheeto Benito making Kushner go to Syria as an “advisor” resulting in his capture or killing thus eliminating the competition for Ivanka?

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

I fucking can’t stand her. Watch her like a damn hawk for the next 4 years.

It’s not worth the lighter fluid it would take to set it on fire.

TS is 27. Who the hell wants to be friends with a 19 year old?

He has various invesments most likely that most would never know about unless you viewed his tax return....which you never will. Unless he becomes president. Oh wait, asshole orange guy never released his. Hmm. Nvm, Ill go away now.

Ben Affleck is still salty about Gigli, y’all.

This. Apparently his estate in France is for sale for 63 million dollars. Not to mention the island he owns, multiple apartments, etc. Even with Pirates money, that’s an insane amount of money to spend on real estate. I can easily believe that he is short on cash.

And you know he also collects something bizarre, just for the sake of being bizarre, like fingernail clippings from rock stars who died at age 27 or rejected wax models from Madame Tussaud’s.

Doesn’t he own an island? Seems like someone needs to sit down with a money manager and talk property. We know there are a ton of Russian oligarchs coming into a shitload of money.

I agree. I also think there is no one that could’ve beaten Trump. Everyone underestimated the power of racism and small mindedness handedness.