And why I drink

I have always thought of Paul Ryan as a Niedermayer wannabe.

Listen up, DNC- Time to find a candidate that has been lying reallllly low about being a liberal, someone who is secretly an Obama 2.0 progressive. Make that candidate act like they are really hard core conservative, cue all of us “special snowflakes” in on it so we can like we hate him/her- then we/the conservatives…

Snooky, aka another fame whore.

That, my friend, is the rare and stealthy north American “Boob wrangler” dress, known for hiding out in pretentious stylist’s offices and viciously glomming on to innocent female celebrities.

Am i the only one who thinks she resembles a snake?

Let’s put her and all the drumpf hench-morons behind some walls- PRISON walls for treason/the wholesale pimping of this country!!!!!

My guess is that he did it to make one of the Koch bros withdraw any monetary support of herr cheeto’s plans.

EGAD! She looks like a mashup of Herr drumpf and one of the aliens from “Mars Attacks”.

Great word for it- Byzantine. I read the long article explaining his micro-weave:

We need to start the hunt now for a sane/intelligent/charismatic leader for the democratic ticket for 2020. And start yesterday to toss out a lot of republicants in 2018.

That was always my go to move-I used to fake pick my nose as I drove to gross out creeps, or dig in my ears and pretend to eat that.

FUN hair? I want to grab a bsaeball bat and wail on that jerkweed!!! I’m happy that your daughter stood up for herself& that you are a great Mom. Scared that the school hired someone who said that to you.

Can we all line up and take turns doing that to don the con/his sons/bastard rich appointess? it will be like the slapping scene in “Airplane”!!!

Color me unsurprised. I used to work in medical grade cosmetics back in the 90's,and they trained us to understand that the grains of a scrub must not be jagged in order to preserve the skin’s comfort/ keep the skin from damage. The irregular shapes in this scrub have been known to irritate skin from it’s inception.

I think someone said something about seeing them in the bar pre-flight. It’s always amazing how many people will get hammered before a flight. As a “nervous flyer/doesn’t show it but pays extra for the exit row/gotta be aware/pack gum and extra book for the flight” flyer, this boggles my mind. Again, why bother…

How many of their neighbors/family did a slow clap over this video?

“Classy, beautiful, dignified”- Sounds like Michelle Obama. Posing naked in magazines, plagiarizing, falsifying your education record, working in the country illegally- Sounds like Melania.

I’ll be right there with beer and several Mexican wrestling Luchador masks.

No, the “Gran Torino” geezers and rust belt D+ students are already glazing over these things and boasting about what skilled business men that herr cheeto is hiring, “cuz he’s a smart guy who has a lot of sucess”. Hurl, gag, hurl.