Had to get the dvd of Zach & Miri after laughing incredibly loud at that scene.

If I did something incredible and they called me to meet with him, I would only accept if I could loudly scream “Grab ‘em by the pussy” as I grabbed his cheeto weave and yanked it back and forth whilst making strange crazy cat noises.

Don The Con casually flings his butt kissers into the fire whilst he hires more savage goons. Not that anyone in his camp will examine their fat heads for hiring such a flaming crock of douche. Deflect, orange menace, deflect!!

Can’t we do an intelligence test AND stupid gullible moron test in order to get a vote? Fuck gerrymadering,bring back allll the voters who had votes stripped away. PS- how about personal accountability to research your fucking candidate?

Hi Barrack, plz to stay for another year due to bigly election kerfluffle & bounce once the orange turd is ridden out of town on a rail “See: “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”.

Sadly I am sickened by watching a formerly intelligent/aware aunt and uncle in their 70's with health issues suck up errrrything less-than-brightbart has spewed. Of course they voted against “killary”, and now I am steeling myself for the day when their medicare/ss is dropped and they have to move in with me. My sweet…

I like the cut of your jib. Now if we can only arrange to have the only intro song to drumpf’s appearances (instrumental only) be “Fool On The Hill”. He will absolutely NOT catch on, He’ll think it is a song made up to glorify his “bigly” status.

Yes, of course, if I can bring the complimentary supply of Icy-Hot for the pre-dangling atomic wedgie.

You will know me by my insistence on carrying a good handabg whilst carrying out the mission, and providing snacks and beer. And loudly singing Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”, as a tribute to Sean of The Dead, complete with flaming spirits.

More likely a launch from the floor by an accutely aware 19 pound mommy’s boy with “I think I’m a rottweiler sometimes” issues. Mainly a sweet, tubby purring bucket of fuzz.

I love the quote “I would rather have a man who burns the flag and wraps himself in the constitution than a jerk that burns the constitution and wraps himslef in a flag”. I’m not a flag burner, but I won’t piss on the Supreme Court/constitution’s laws.

But wait! Where’s my Mexican wrestling mask before I go?

A fucking schrapnel enema is too subtle for this faux network weasel.

My Maine Coon aka “furry zeppelin with ninja claws” would take that assclown out for me. Paws up for badass cats.

Aaaand can we do a class action “You fucked up our Holidays” lawsuit? Seriously, though, how can this prick station of lies and hate be taken away?

Because we would be muuuuuch better off right now in this current IDIOCRACY with president Elect NotSure.

Lol, I just giggled thinking about a verrry old blue-haired auntie asking my sister and I if there were kids “shooting up mary-ja-wanna” in our high school.

Heaven has a special soft, cuddly, chewy bone, steak and snuggles section of heaven for Goldens. I’m so sorry you lost your fur baby. I am just now getting the ability to commit to getting another Golden after my sweet furry son Brandon died in 2006. He was 90 lbs of furry love, intuitive sweetness and all the other…

Ditto- I have a perpetual black cloud of dread over my head with this fuckfest of never ending scary drumpf news. Can’t compound that right now, sorry.

His 3am tweets make me wonder if he really does have the “sundowner effect” of an alzheimer’s patient losing normal circadian rythm. Plus, just look at his unhealthy weight/pallor like a roast pig.