Someone at my brother’s wedding turned to me and said “Wouldn’t it have been nice if it was last weekend? The weather was much nicer.” I replied- last weekend was Halloween. “Yeah it would have been fun.” I did not reply - Don’t you dare fuck with Halloween you boring idiot, I don’t even know you why are you here.

i’m of the thought that there is NO staffer wedding and this was just a MacGuffin to pontificate on the High Holy Days of American Consumerism.

They better not. If we don’t get to see her halfheartedly try to walk back that comment when they have Al ‘surprise’ her on set in a full Santa suit, then what the fuck are we even doing here?

OMG. I’ve never been married. I dread planning a wedding. I don’t even like planning small gatherings. My wedding... shall it happen... will me intimate and quick.

Counterpoint: Staffer specifically picked a holiday wedding so Megyn Kelly would not go but would send a gift anyway.

Whoa! Can you imagine being that staffer? Like, bitch, I only invited you as a courtesy, but thanks for making it clear that I can disinvite your rude ass and give your $200/plate spot to someone I’ve actually known for more than a hot minute and actually like.

that is why i got surgery, and some other stuff. turning 40, esp after cancer, I feel like a broken-down car no one would want except for parts, so I’m re-inventing. i spent my whole sickness alone, because i’m single and i dont’ have kids. so i feel this lady, and i hope both of us feel human again soon..

Well, that was $50,000 wasted. She looks the same as she would have if she’d gotten a good concealer, slept 8 hours a night, and drank 8 glasses of water.

Pffft. Sisters are mean AF and lie like crazy.

I heard if Melania opens her eyes all the way, her soul will escape.

I know, $60,000 to look like Melania and she doesn’t look anything like Melania.

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

Ugh. That’s all I have to say about that.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

But the Borgias had fabulous taste and great patrons of the arts. I would say the Trumps are more in line with horse thieves.

Yessssssssss!

When it was Hillary, the New York Times had screaming front page, above the fold stories. I just checked, and there’s nothing about Ivanka & Jared’s emails on the front page of the online version, not under the “Politics” section, not in the current updates, nowhere. It’s amazing how Trump and the deplorables scream…

on top of that they are really ruining the best month of the year... the beginning of fall and HALLOWEEN. I mean I think I would maybe be less annoyed if they used, say, orange? or black? but of course it has to be fucking pink. I even like pink and find this so damn egregious

I get that, which is why I was polite to her and why I didn’t blame her in my post. I was illustrating a point about how stupid the industry is with a personal example of why women aren’t getting the care they need. I can afford the extra fee out of pocket. I resent having to pay it. But I can afford it. How many…

Megyn, get with the times, Class Dojo ain’t new. My kids’ teachers have been using it for like 2 years now.