Pregnant and unwed at 20 by a dude you’ve dated for a few months is officially and definitively trailer trash.

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

1) I wonder what it is like to be pregnant with implants. Breast, butt, whatever. 2) her face really reminds me of Drew Barrymore in that picture.

Amen. Halloween is my holiday (I say as I drag my husband to every haunted attraction in a 60 mile radius).

You take that back. Halloween is the best of all holidays.

If Halloween didn’t exist, I would be all about this, but thankfully, the best of all possible holidays is just a month away, and I don’t have time for this Yuletide nonsense when I don’t even have my costume put together yet.

I just love the christmas decorations and the festive mood and THE GIFTS.

* stunned into silence by this response *

Wasn’t there a Law & Order SVU episode about something like this? It had my future ex husband John Stamos as a reproductive abuser who kept forcing women (unknowingly to them) to get pregnant, because he just loved getting women pregnant? I’m pretty sure it had Daryl Hannah in it as well, and in the end hes got like…

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

What does it say that I thought David Foster was David Foster Wallace, the deceased writer. I couldn’t figure out how Katherine McPhee figured into it....

I liked the Foster girls until I realized how fucking racist they are. They only have white friends - but that’s true of all the rich famous people’s kids in L.A. - but for Cinco De Mayo they dressed up in lame Mexican men costumes with moustaches and went to a Mexican restaurant, posting about how their outfits were…

I wasn’t fortunate enough to miss it, but I was not feeling No Doubt back in the day. Perhaps the cultural appropriation in the “Spiderwebs” video set the wrong tone, but I always considered them a subpar Garbage.
When they toured with The Faint as their opening act, I recall my friends and I went to see The Faint play…

Seconded. Because Halloween is the superior holiday and this christmas shit in October totally spoils it. Pumpkin carving and decorating for Halloween is SO much more rewarding than xmas. I make my house the coolest house to trick or treat at. Come by 5 times! I don’t care! I’m decorated, have at least a dozen…

I was getting sick for years. Doctors couldn’t help. I turned to alternative medicine, as one does when desperate and losing everything that matters. It didn’t make sense but I had money and thought the worst is it won’t work. I spent a ton, went everywhere, tried all the recommendations. Came away in the same shape,…

Daddy likey?

I miss the Gwyneth Paltrow who was just an actress, palling around with Winona Ryder, dating Ben Affleck then marrying Chris Martin, scrounging around in her off hours in comfy clothes and no makeup, and not telling the rest of us how to live. This holier than thou, try-hard, who-me-perfect? Gwyneth is exhausting.

In the last few months, Paltrow has whispered in sympathetic ears that she faces more scrutiny because she is a woman CEO in a male-dominated field.

You have to admit though, this uptight, flutter-sleeved, turtleneck, sweater-weight, tucked-in, straining both literally and figuratively, unflattering, boob-mashing “garment” is the perfect look for standing in a newsroom and rigidly rambling on about a list of movies that make you sound like you have multiple,…

I want her to fail so hard, not because she made career being a blond human dogwhistle, but also because I want NBC punished for giving this hack $20 million while pushing out Tamron Hall and Melissa Harris Perry.