It’s like she’s Joan of Arc(adia)!

Pretty fun to read Sharapova going on about how big and strong Serena is in person considering Sharapova has 5 inches on Serena.

I feel the same way about “fun” pocket squares.

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

I have never had a problem with celebrities using their influence to help causes, especially the ones that go above and beyond when the cameras stop rolling. Are some poseurs? Sure. Are many genuine. Absolutely.

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND…

And yet, no matter what Kate Hudson says or does, she will never offend me the way Angelina does. Once you weaponize your kids, after years of exploiting them for PR, this is a way to exploit them for sympathy! It’s gross. If this has been such a hard year for them, STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM to promote your film.

Not a fan of Kate Hudson, but this isn’t so bad, but I can see why so many people would be upset. she probably meant her c section was unnecessary, unlike some women who would die or suffer tremendously if they didn’t get a c section.

Come on, Daddy Quackenbush*, this is getting embarrassing. Save it for the courtroom. Or your Nashville pals that will now give serious side-eye to your batshit daughter.

Anytime you LEAVE THE SITUATION and come back with a gun you’ve made a conscious decision to shoot that could have been avoided. If you can leave and call the cops you’ve protected yourself without need of your weapon.

Let me get this straight. You think you’re creating doubt by saying a homeless man changed the direction he was walking?

Good call on the shoes

Liam Neeson: “Guys, I’m sixty-fucking-five.”

Yeah - she looks haggard. While I admit, I’m a bit jealous she’s gotten such a big job before she’s 30, I snap back into reality and remember who she works for...it truly isn’t worth it.

Yup. Not really quite sure what to make of Russell Brand - saw him live in London a couple of weeks ago and in the intermission he said “I didn’t want an intermission but the theater has to sell drinks so come and say hello if you want.” So I did with my brother and he was really sweet and friendly. The dumping by…

I am baffled as to how Cover Girl couldn’t find someone who wasn’t completely obnoxious and prone to making racist jokes on the Internet to be their first male “ambassador.” This entitled ass was also recently raked over the coals for attending DragCon and trying to use his D-list status to cut every line.

I’m comforted by the fact that Dornan clearly LOATHES this entire enterprise and Johnson finds it utterly laughable. Seriously, when you watch their acting he looks like he’d rather be having his teeth pulled and she looks like she’s going to break out into giggles at any moment.

I love nothing more than when messy bitches who love drama end up stirring the wrong pot and then try to talk their way out of it. This is what you wanted, babe. Roll with it.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

I guess I shouldn’t judge, I read a fair amount of Anne Rice as a kid.