Aww, I don’t care if he’s short. His dick still fat.

I’ve dated short, tall, thin and husky. At the end of the day its how they work horizontal.

How about not making fun of anyone’s height, celebrity or not?

He’s still taller than the average male Hollywood superstar. I’ve met many and they seem to average 5'6.

How dare you neglect Leighton Meester & Cobra Starship’s seminal “Good Girls Go Bad”??

Seriously the bitchiness comes out when you don’t toe the party line around here.  

I don’t remember having to line up, but I do remember having to wait on the phone for tickets. Or going to our local big chain supermarket where the customer service desk had a Ticketmaster counter. I would totally prefer to do all that again as opposed to this nonsense.

Depeche Mode actually talked about this when they did the tickets sales for their current tour. It was similar to this without all the buying shit. It was a legit wait in line sign up presale. You registered on their website and, picked your city and assigned a date and a time depending on when you registered when you…

Nicki Minaj needs to listen to her own damn advice. She is the least humble rapper out there and refuses to acknowledge any female rappers that came before her. Also, she has been dissing Remy Ma like she, Nicki, is the female queen of rap and just no, sit down, Remy is better than you.

This is the only statement about crystals I have ever respected.

Many people don’t even know the term “placebo effect” but it’s really powerful. All I wanna know is:

For real though, crystals are cool, they’re pretty, but they’re not fucking healing anyone. The placebo effect is a powerful thing, but damn, don’t push that on people who might actually waste hundreds of dollars on pretty pieces of rock.

Parents need to just chill with this kind of shit. At the science camp I worked at we usually had the opposite problem, parents wanting to bump kids up an age level. And they always said the same thing: But he’s so gifted! He can meet the more challenging material! Let me show you his grades!

I was SO nervous to listen because I was afraid it would be cringeworthy and exasperating, and the title definitely sounded gross and obnoxious, and I read all the comments and winced, but I finally just got it over with and listened to the song and...

Watching the response has been SO interesting to me tbh, because where I interpreted it as very tongue-in-cheek, and goofy on purpose, there are a lot of people on twitter wringing their hands over the State of Music Today. Like, guys, Taylor is a smart lady and has very smart people working with her. She’s fucking…

I did Wu shu for some time. Teacher wanted me to learn the side splits, and practice and stretch. I told him that I am against it, since I am lacking a few cm of bone in my hip pans, as in my hip bones will easily pop out because the pan is not protecting the joint. He insisted on the stretch. A few minutes later I…

It’s always peoplewhove never been able to do these kinds of things that think you can just suddenly do them and stay that way. So many comments ont he buzzfeed article about this from dudes who I gaurentee have never done a split in their lives.

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

I’ll participate in splits only when you show me a banana.