It’s funny how the tasteless rich people in Trump’s circle actually seem to believe people look up to them as role models and style icons. No, everyone hates you and thinks you’re trash, even middle class people with kids in public school. The only reason I believe Linton’s claim that her post wasn’t sponsored content…

“Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!”

By that logic, those people owe me a check because I never had kids but always pay taxes.

I’ve thought for years that the Pritzkers are who I’d model myself after if I somehow became mega-wealthy. They’re sort of the anti-Trumps; they’ve made (actual) billions off their brand without spraying their name all over everything for ego service. They, like I, value the low profile.

Say what you will about Melania being a golddigger, but she never flaunts it. This chick makes her look like Mother Teresa.

My mom worked for a couple who did this. He was an anesthesiologist and the wife ran the clinic. It turned into a huge clinic that got bought out by a fancy hospital, so these people were mind-blowingly rich. The wife told my mom they had six kids because they believed they owed the world for being rich. Those six…

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

They say that “The clothes make the man.” But look at all of those tags! In this case the clothes make the woman - literally. There is nothing more here than a sentient mannequin. She must invoke the names of her Creators or she will simply atomize, leaving nothing but a bit of lint.

Oh Honey. Hashtagging your clothes to show off your wealth is so vulgar and gauche.

Bullshit - Penny Pritzker was Obama’s Commerce Secretary and is worth $2.6 billion and yet I didn’t see her or her family posting personal social media pictures of their “fab life” or telling other people to suck it. I mean, come on, Pritzker makes 5 times the sacrifice that Liston and Mnunchin do so she should be 5…

Ivanka’s wearing a Charlie Brown sweater.

“But I had to wonder...is it ME who’s being shaded? Or everybody?”

I am so...so sorry...

1) Flaming sword is bad because fire removes the heat treatment that hardens steel
2) They did show the white walker falling apart when struck with Longclaw
3) THEY DID USE DRAGONGLASS WEAPONS!!! Specifically, there was the part where the Hound smashed a wight in the face with Gendry’s hammer and it stood back up, so he…

This has been mentioned before - it’s really hard to film people with head coverings (especially in snow) because you cannot visually tell who is who. It took me a while to realise that Thoros was the one attacked. It’s different in books when you can mention people by name. The same thing happened in His Dark…

Arya never got to see Sansa begging for Ned’s life because she was scooped up by Yoren and he blocked her view.

Arya was pissing me the fuck off too. She didn’t do shit when she could have. Hell, she didn’t need to kill Tywin personally, she had three wishes from a death genie that she squandered! I really hope Bran brings her back down to earth because her creepy little speeches made me think of Ramsay and Sansa will certainly…

Jon Snow giving up the throne without talking to his siblings or the Northern lords even though Dany promised to help even if he didn’t was the moment I was 100% done with him. He’s not even worth talking about anymore.

Any dragon dying is sad (Dragon Lives Matter) but let’s be real, we really only care about Drogon. Sorry Viserion, but the person you were named after was a psycho so I’m not all that sad.