This is the peak of the Internet. Everything has been downhill since.

TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

It was probably Country Time lemonade too. Not made from actual lemons, luke warm and most of the powder settled to the bottom of the pitcher. Also the maids probably did most of the work in “making” it and now they have to pay for it and you know they were not charging 25 cents a cup...

The maid (hopefully)...

Having this meeting not at the White House is out of the ordinary enough to irk the Chinese, but on top of that, do the Trumps realize this is a diplomatic summit, not a creepy family Christmas party where you trot out the young’uns to entertain the guests Sound of Music style?

Something I’ve been wondering about a lot lately is: at what age does someone become complicit in and responsible for something they were born into? Barron gets a pass, Arabella gets a pass, but ... Tiffany?

I feel like Canada is that quiet guy in my math class who showed up to class one day and was suddenly hot. How did I never notice you before?

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

I am 100000000000000% over thinkpieces, but the rate at which people read them and share them tells me that you and I are in the minority. Truly, I’m shocked at how many essays and blogs there are out there that cover the EXACT SAME TERRITORY that are none the less wildly popular.

I don’t know how anyone reads lifestyle blogs or mommy blogs or whatever. I read one of the linked articles and wanted to scream, I can’t stand that style of naval gazing “profound” thinkpiece gahhh. New York is expensive and crowded, groundbreaking stuff really.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Honestly I don’t even think that’s it. They’re just the loudest assholes on the internet, I think more people are just burnt out. My husband is comic book loving geek and we are both pretty much over Marvel movies at this point. I couldn’t give a shit about another Spider-Man movie, The Avengers have been over…

You know what? You go, Coachella-girls-with-cash-to-burn. Get your weed crown on. This is infinitely better than buying Native American headdresses at Urban Outfitters or Free People or whatever. Have all the weird, non-appropriation fashions you want.

This is the look of a woman who is assessing someone’s character and has ultimately found them shallow, false, and lacking.

This says it all. AM is the portrait of decorum and decency in the face of inappropriate back rubs and branded fragrance “mavens” and a mentally impaired expired Fanta. I wish those assholes so much pain and embarrassment I almost feel bad about it.

I thought it was really relaxing? Am I weird for that? My heart swelled when they cut to the sunset, thought that was neat.

My son LOVES that book, but I actually hate it bc the moral seems to be that it’s ok to not help someone in need just bc they seemed rude or aren’t part of your personal crew. I know the moral is SUPPOSED to be that it’s good to be friendly, but I’m always like “we don’t know where the dump truck was going! Maybe…

“There’s also the question of whether this White House will obstruct, essentially, an investigation. You now have the head of the FBI with a target painted on its back, the front-line investigators with targets painted on their backs; you have a U.S. attorney the president said he was going to retain who has been…