Why do they all look like they work at Dunder-Mifflin?

We should all start giving him what he wants. Statues of Trump. Lots of them. Everywhere. All the time.

I’m hoping he dies. Long shot but a guy can dream.

Um... it looks like it was stolen direct.

Okay, some simple web work about, Copyright 2013  http://www.panoramicvisions.com/

I’m never having kids.

Sure, we just need to find a physicist and probably Morgan Freeman.

Can I please relocate there?

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Ya the ACLU responded to the vague threat Spicer made in that... display. You can’t even really call it a press conference because he came in, chastised the press, lied 4 times, and stormed off like a goddamned fool. If they think they’re going to keep saying up is down just to show they can, they’re going to be in…

I was anchoring today and spelled out the President was lying. It was my third story down, post marches and the CIA clusterfuck, and I very specifically said the crowd DID NOT back to the monument, and that numbers did not match what Spicer said.

I fucking loved Penny Dreadful unironically. Should I be ashamed?

The portrait already exists.

6th term Republican from North Dakota 39th District.

I would say that it’s among the biggest disgraces of our era, but I’m sure something will disgust me more before the hour is up.

Chaffetz seems particularly mad about a series of sarcastic Twitter posts the OGE’s official account sent to Trump in November, mock-congratulating him for deciding to divest himself from his businesses

It is the darkest timeline.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

So, I auditioned for Jeopardy back in June and this week they gave me a call. I’m flying to CA in a few weeks to tape! Really excited but also quite nervous...