I thought everyone was aware, 3 year olds are assholes. I don’t know why everyone talks about the terrible twos; if I ask a kid his age and he says 3 I GTFO.

Also:

These election results have definitely killed my sex drive. Am I not the only one?

Barron has the look of a kid who skins live squirrels.

If Supernatural has taught me anything it’s that you have to salt and burn cursed objects.  

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Every time I pick up an Ivanka Trump item at Marshall’s I drop it as if it has burned me. So from America and me, you’re welcome.

au contraire. Pick up the pace and write even more political articles. We have to keep the heat on The Donzi Scheme. Rachel Maddow reported last night on the Scheme’s campaign ties to Russia and the contact the Russians say they had that was so suspiciously not denied by the campaign. The main point was should the…

nah

Also, we’ve never claimed not to have racism. Of course we have it, only an idiot would say otherwise.

Canada has to be diplomatic about this, this situation is pretty dangerous for us, so knock it off with the we’re bowing down bullshit. Merkel has nothing to lose compared to us.

that Conservative candidate is a small time loonie tune that no one takes seriously, within her own party and without.

Longtime Jez fan, very new poster. All of this has me and my friends so stunned, crushed, horrified. I was never a huge Clinton fan but happily supported her in this election and got more and more supportive/excited as it went on. She is just so poised, so full of grace, so humble, so qualified. If THIS woman isn’t…

YEAH! Give us your tired (of the BS), your poor(ly protected), your huddled masses yearning to (fuck/marry) free(ly)(whomever they wish to fuck/marry), the wretched, (rainbow-hued) (not)refuse of your teeming (Trump-gassed) shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the (red maple…

Anyone else been ill all day? I feel like I have a combination of mono, being left at the altar, and kicked in the groin. Exercise helped. And I’m super proud of myself for only eating ONE pint of Ben and Jerry’s vegan Chunky Monkey.

I have not gotten one damn thing done today. I’m stunned. I’m struggling not to despise the people I know who voted for Trump or didn’t vote because of their “conscience.”

How long until I get to the acceptance stage? This can’t be life right now.

Remember when Wikileaks and Julian were hailed as the champion of the people? That they were the ones shining a light on the big bad governments? The bringers of truth?

The same would apply to that FBI fuckwit Comey.

I hope somebody beats Julian Assange to death with a pillowcase full of door knobs.

I’m fucking terrified guys.