I cannot get enough Jaime Camil in my life. He is perfect in every fucking way.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Go back to the doctor, okay? No biggie. Just go. I went through this thing for a while where my heart was beating irregularly sometimes, and I had to walk around hooked up to a wire thingy for 24 hours so they could monitor it. They said, “yep, your heart does weird things sometimes. You’re fine.” It lasted another…

Exercise or a sport. And by sport, it can be anything from walk-a-thons to kayaking to a women’s indoor soccer league. Exercise brings on the endorphins!

But don’t you know that polling - not just the crooked polls done by the dishonest media but the mere concept of statistically measuring public opinion - is skewed in favor of Nasty Hillary and that the only true sign of who’s winning the election is how many shitty trucker hats they sell?

I know the feeling—there’s nothing worse than looking at folks making assloads of money by being stupid, but what do they tell you? BOOTSTRAPS, blah blah BOOTSTRAPS, blah blah, networking, blah blah, LinkedIn!

Seriously. I just got a new job (starting next week) and it took 16 interviews and background checks and shit. How are these people remotely famous for anything?

You must not be blessed then. I have an acquaintance who loves to share photos of her and her husband on extended golf and exercise trips, humblebragging about how much God has blessed them. (As she’s his childless second wife, with the two kids from his first marriage who only lived with them a few weekends a year…

I once watched an entire moving wondering what was so off about Jeffrey Dean Morgan, only to find it was this dude. I may have been pretty high at the time too. Maybe.

Last night did it for me. After 6 seasons I am throwing in the towel and walking the fuck away. First, the gore was out of control even for a show that never avoids gore. To me it went the way of the last few Saw movies where gore was all there was. Second, while the deaths of 2 main characters was shocking it didn’t…

A basic understanding of how the world works: having a rich, powerful daddy makes it much easier for their sons to be rich(ish) and famous, even when they are clearly jaw-droppingly stupid.

I like William because he’s the only guest we’ve seen that isn’t a complete asshole. I’ll be so disappointed if he does end up being the MiB

WTF did I just read????

I love halloween and making my own costumes, but I live in the middle of nowhere, so it’s hard to motivate to do something spectacular when (almost) no one will appreciate it... This year I’m going to throw on a pre-existing Renaissance Faire costume and put my 1.5 year old in the same thing as last year. I made him a…

I love it! I’m going as Little Red Riding Hood, complete with jury-rigged dirndl I had a friend make for me out of a Goodwill dress.

Rant away - I do love a good rant generally, but weddings and baby showers and bachelorettes specifically are the freaking worst.

Anyone have some examples of (or tips for) a really bangin’ cover letter? I’m on the hunt for a new gig, and this always feels like the hardest, most time-consuming part. In need of some good inspiration, or tips that have proven effective for you. Thanks so much!

TV Thread! What did everyone think of Crazy Ex Girlfriend last night? I really liked the kernels of your love song but overall thought the episode was missing some of the sweetness that hooked me in the first place. Paula was great though!

Two of my cousins used to share a room, and one of them has STORIES about the other sleepwalking. She would wake up and see her sister standing by her bed, eyes wide open, looming over her like a serial killer. And then there was the time the sister arranged a bunch of furniture in a circle around herself in her…