Ya me and your mom were in 6th grade together, wearing our ugly-as-shit corduroy skirts and high-waisted bell-bottom jeans.

You ar absolutely right. I remember this stuff from the 70’s when I was a kid (yes apparently I’m your mom’s age). Shit was ugly then and it’s ugly now.

I’ve had that too for the past couple of days! I get dizzy when I stand up. I’ve been doing dec0ngestants but going to try the Benadryl later.

OMG I get that now too. I’m sorry you’re not feeling great either, but glad it’s not just me. I’ve felt like I was walking around in a fog for most of the month of August.

I’m really wishing right now that Gawker/Jez still had Comment of the Day because I would SO nominate this comment.

But his name’s Earl Gray! (Or Grey I guess because Canada.) Earl Gray/Grey is a very dignified name!

Ya and also the one on sexual harrassment and rape in the trucking industry. Holy shit.

And because most of them have penises. And those with the penises decide what’s true and what’s false.

I just hope if they’re going to show boobs and lady parts that there’s also peen. Nothing pisses me off more than the TV shows and movies with nekkid ladies everywhere and not a peen to be seen.

Yes on the comfortable shoes. Screw those high heels. Can’t believe I ever walked in those things.

Camping. Specifically sleeping outdoors in a tent. Actually - spending a night anywhere that does not have indoor plumbing and electricity. Way too old for that shit.

It’s real. And the horrifying thing is that fucking Ted Cruz is running for President and he’s serious. He really thinks he should be president. And people take him seriously and will actually vote for him.

Interesting list! I need to check some of those out. Well there goes the rest of the day... Darn you Twitter.

Saw the headline and the photo and really thought for a minute that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher. My heart leapt with excitement! Of course I realize the pic was photoshopped and Affleck is dating some 25-year-old nanny and now I am bereft.

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS WHO IS THE GENIUS WHO MAKES THAT TUMBLR. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and I’ve only just scanned it. I’m about to blow the next 48 hours or so of my life reading this thing.

Did you guys do the transcription? Because there is no word beastiality. The correct word is bestiality, which is defined as sexual relations between a person and an animal; sodomy. I assume that’s what you meant?

Please explain. Thank you.

Well that’s nice for you but we don’t want em in my state either.

I starred your comments about the Oreos and also Moriartysringtones and I now regret it. Because now I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT OREOS.

Jamie Dornan and Cillian Murphy are the leads in a movie that’s filming in Prague in July. It’s a WWII thriller of some kind. Cillian Murphy is also sporting a similar ‘stache lately that is equally unflattering, so they’re probably doing the specialized facial hair for that movie.