That's just too damn funny. I've seen a lot of the Grumpy Cat pics, and I love them all, but that one really made me laugh out loud. For reals.

Ah, sweet.

I had that at around your age. I got over it. Pushing 50 now, and very happily child-free. Looking forward to going to a mid-day matinee this weekend, drinking whenever I want, and chilling out in my well-appointed and tidy home.

Skipped the food and went straight to Lil' Bub with his head in the yogurt container. That Lil' Bub cracks me up every time. All hail Lil' Bub.

Thank you for writing that! I've been running for my entire adult life. Never a lot (max 20 miles/week, usually less), and never fast. Not the typical runner either — big boobs and always a bit overweight. But I've been consistent about running for years and it's made a huge difference in my physical and emotional…

Hear, hear sister! What really bugs me is the economics of this. As you point out, our food system is all kinds of messed-up, what with the way the US government subsidizes some foods (corn, I'm looking at you) and not others regardless of the impact on public health or the economy and will not for one second even…

Ha ha! Ya Bomer's doing Tae Bo! Ya he totally looks like that.

Ya figures. Of course it's a movie about male strippers without the strippers actually stripping. Oh well I'm sure I'll see it anyway. I'll take what I can get.

Okay I just read this review and the one over on Gawker and neither told me what I really want to know about this movie, which is whether or not the hot dudes are totally naked or just half-naked in thongs. Ya I'll see it if it's entertaining and well-made blah blah blah but what I really want to see are naked hot…

Me too. Definitely helps me sleep. Only problem I have is that if I work out in the morning I tend to get really dozy in the late afternoon.... Especially with running or swimming. So sometimes it can help me fall asleep a little bit too much. Like when I should be working but feel the need to nap instead.

I don't qualify as a scientist but I have been devoted to a serious scientific study of the effects of exercise on mood. My mood, specifically. So in my serious scientific study of my moody self I have determined that VIGOROUS EXERCISE CONSISTENTLY MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. Don't know whether it's endorphins or any of the…

A guy who gives massages is a masseur. A lady massager is a masseuse. The dudes suing Travolta are masseurs, not masseuses.

I'm addicted to the Body Shop Hemp lotions. There are a couple of choices — a "Hand Protector," "Body Butter," etc.... I use them all. All awesome. Very moisturizing, not greasy, very smooth and rubs in easily, and has a lovely soft herbal-y scent.

God her arms are scary. I can't look. WTF is wrong with her?

YaY! So adorable. And his joke about Kermit being shorter than you expect, like most celebrities, was better than most of this scripted horror.

Man or Muppet! Man or Muppet!

So the viewers at home get to see her nipple.

Chris Rock! Please be funny. Please please please.

I think he's pretty much always stoned, at least when he's doing public stuff and being interviewed and such.

You nailed the upsides and downsides perfectly. Just exactly what I was going to post. We may even work for the same global IT company.