I saw him begging again a few weeks later and these chicks were scrounging up money for him and I almost yelled out, “Don’t give him money, he assaulted me” or whatever, but man... you know you’re just going to get the same silent stares.

I got plenty of strange looks — and total silence — when I yelled at a homeless guy for yanking my hair when I’d ignored him. People are tools. Especially when they’re crowded onto trains and pretending like they’re alone.

I inherited both my parents tempers. My dad is pretty mellow and all ‘hey, man, whatever dude’ and very ‘practical’, which is normally me 90% of the time and my mom goes from normal to Ari Gold in .01 seconds, just like every day. I have the ability to channel Mommy Dearest Jones when I need to. Thanks mom!

Yeah. I mean I kinda went full on Lily Tomlin vs. David O. Russell though, hahaha.

File under: how was this not already a thing.

Can we just give this film a pat on the back for it’s inclusion of diverse races? I understand it’s getting some criticism for it abhorrent lack of dark skinned women, which is completely valid. But I will take what I can get. Whenever I see a film or trailer or ad for a movie like this it really slaps me in the face…

I understand what you mean. Many people will advise you to stop going to Starbucks or tell you not to buy a new phone. But if you’re already not doing those things and you’re struggling to make ends meet, it’s really clear that a lot of people don’t realize how wealthy they really are. I think many of us think of…

This auction started at £0.01. It is now at £1,150.00. That is over $1,800 USD. For a dress that, really, looks like a very sad shirt made out of very pretty lace in the photos.

Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…

Erm, everyone who is not a 13 year old girl thinks that being a walking billboard is tacky. You don’t have to be a billonaire to afford plain clothing.

I call my boyfriend my partner too but I really wish there was another word...

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

“Sorry guys I can’t go out on Saturday night, I’ve already made plans.” Saturday night rolls around I’ll be drinking wine with the dog, knitting, and watching Lifetime.

Star this comment if you 100% will be drinking Franzia/Wild Vines while watching this

Even IF the men were touching their wives’ pee... I mean who gives a fark?

Every time I hand a man something soaked in my urine they run away.