Right? Like you addressed that in your comment. I’m just glad he’s still grey.

Okay?

Honestly, I’m a vegan just to balance out the extreme factory farm diet. Also because it has personally been great for my health and makes my skin look fantastic.

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.

Whenever I’m not sure about my opinion on something I Google to see what Shailene Woodley’s stance on it is. After finding out, I take the opposite side and am comfortable in assuming I am right. Never fails me.

LOOK! Mother-daughter matching is back in!

at least once a week i ask thetallbrunette if it’s weird to have stuff dangling between his legs. he has stopped answering me?

no where to hide mother ducked like weasel.

thanks for the tip!

Rose tonight :)

water soooo cold it turns to slush when you put your hand around the glass, along with cherries and watermelon that i chilled in the freezer. even with a/c i crave all the cold things. the last 2 days of severe heat have turned me from a regular woman into a baked potato!

ALL the craft beer is happening tonight. Baby pool w/cold water for the feet and a comfy chair + delivery for dinner= perfect Saturday night

I’m almost ashamed to say I’m drinking Seagram’s Escapes sparkling cranberry that was probably a Christmas seasonal. Why? Because a grocery store near my new job has AMAZING deals on out of season seasonal beers and wines. I got a 4 pack for $1.99 and a 1.5l moscato that they discontinued for $2.99!

Evans Williams neat.

Yay! Vouvray for me!

You have a better selection that I do. I am having my mother’s version of screwdriver which is ginger ale mixed with grapefruit juice.

Blended white wine from a local vineyard

Don’t listen to Mr. Spaghetti. Come sit next to me.