The hell is twinja? I’ve never heard of it.

It by Seattle Cider Co., they have weird linking on their site so I took a screenshot. They have great distribution so you should be able to find it!

Emily! Thy terrible tumble hath not diminished thy kitty beauty.

Right ?

Thanks! I will giver her skritchies for you.

Teach me your ways! Making bad decisions for lack of human contact is my worst habit. Seriously, congrats.

Thanks! I am spoiling her so much right now.

I didn’t get my promotion at work, but I didn’t flip out over it. I also didn’t cut a bitch when a new GF tried to get me to change the way I act around my BFF. Little victories.

I’m drinking Tang out of a Costco to-go cup! WOOOOOOO

Sheet mask! I just applied one to my mom for the first time (a Sephora special, honey something something). She informed me cutely, “I look like a luxurious bank robber.” It did seem to improve or at least soothe her skin! She had some odd dry patches and redness that were eased when I took it off.

Lots to be proud of!

I have been drinking red wine and hanging with my poor kitty all day. Also, watching Game of Thrones for the first time. I find it. . . interesting.

Cleavage dress !!! 👀👀👀👀

That’s what I’m dealing with right now - it’s too hot to do anything else.

Ugh. Republicans. They used to be reasonable. Now it’s like they have their own set of “facts.” No. I don’t think Hillary belongs in an orange. jump suit ! Steer clear of those topics is my suggestion. Plenty of other topics, just don’t go current events.

I’m getting worn out way too easily lately.

This week was a terrible one. My family troubles intensified and Emily got out twice. The first time, she was missing for a while, but she came back and was fine.

Wednesday, my roommate left the door to our balcony deck open and she must have fallen or jumped off the balcony the second time, and landed right on her…

Just here to announce that Bridesmaid Season 2016 has finally come to an end! I loved both brides deeply, but it’s nice to have my weekends back... especially since I met a cute guy at the final wedding last weekend... ;) ;) ;)

It’s been a quiet week. I’m getting back into a new routine. I got back into walking and swimming. I read books and watched Netflix this week. I’ve been watching Call the Midwife. I’ve also started to work on my novel editing all through July.

Officially participated in my first booty call type situation (went in with my eyes open and all). Feeling a pretty equal mixture of pride and self-loathing. I will accept Internet high fives and assurances that everything is going to be alright.