Swigged down some vodka from the bottle. Considered getting a forty, but I’m reserving that for a weekday night instead.

Been drinking hard apple cider. It’s high in calories but SO delicious. I love it! I already finished OITNB sadly :’( I wish I had spaced it out more!! It was SO GOOD this season. Can’t wait to read other people’s reviews.

Yeah, the tv series got weird. I heard such bad things about the last season that I just skipped it.

My random contribution: I had a math teacher around 5th/6th grade who also hailed from “Missoura!” Everyone was convinced she really milked her accent. She sometimes wore a one piece bathing suit under vests, and she really hated Newt Gingrich, which she told us middle-schoolers about all the time.

Drinking IPAs to celebrate two years of being marriage certificate signed, and playing Plague Inc on my phone. Donald Trump destroyed humanity:

It’s not. I’ll keep it in mind.

Did you read the Aurora Teagarden series? They are making them into tv movies. I don’t have tv but itunes just put out the latest one. It has Candice Cameren Burr which might sway you from seeing it but it is fun and fluffy. Like tv cotton candy.

I’m allergic to some alcohol (weird I know) but it tasted like apple juice. I split it with a friend. No allergic reaction so that was nice.

Ah yes, I’m sure it would be a bit harder being a guy. Can I ask what it is you’re after? Also from my point of view I like guys who are nice and ask how you are, how your nights going etc and find out a bit about each other and then hopefully let the conversation turn to “I wish You were keeping me company” and then…

Thank you, thank you. Sorry I just had to brag after a dry spell of wayyyy to long

Things with my fwb are going alright still. I get awesome orgasms. Bugs me a bit that I can’t get him to come. But he looks like he enjoys himself.

done and done.

Craigslist & tinder.

Oh I’m so sorry.

Defiantly tinder! There are some really hot guys on it in my area and a lot of them will ask DTF? Or Netflix and chill? straight away. I've been seeing this guy for a few weeks who is super hot. I don't think I've ever had sex with someone with such a good body before and he goes down on me and he's really nice. I…

Sending you all the hugs in the world.

Wow, you have an amazing job.

This is totally me right now!

Angry Orchard has a new elderflower flavor! I love all things elderflower, so I decided to give it a shot