I mean, you can’t have a calming shot?

Fuck That Shit

Who are you seeing? I am trying to go next month to see Hall and Oates, but I can’t get a coworker to commit

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I adore you but I hate IPAs.

Was the Christopher Moore recommendation Lamb? If not, read that too.

I want your life, pls give it to me.

I hope it is a good reason to get shit faced and not bad?

#twinja hashtag and I am akaMaggieAK. Send me a message and let me know it is you please!

Zombeavers if it is still on Netflix. Sorry for the late reply, I face timed with my newish born nephew!

Oh thank the good lord babby jesus. I need you to be in my time zone

Pear cocktails are great. I do not like pears, but I like them in booze.

I am canada dry or GTFO. I mean, I will do Schweppes in a pinch, but I am a canada dry fan for life!

Agreed! Voice only, also because pee breaks.

Thank you! Cheers to you as well. I will be back, I promise. Just need a break for a bit.

We do! I had so much fun twitter watching Long Kiss Goodnight with you. Damn my dad for calling and interrupting!

I am so sorry. You are a great person giving her all the treats though.

Where are you going?!?! Don’t leave me! I am only 9 hours away now and I need you to not be further away!

Have you tried the Canada Dry cranberry ginger ale? It’s really good.

I love Pom Mango! It is my favorite splurge drink-wise.