Yes! Let us know when you come visit. I am in Orange County, but I will totally come up to see you! On the tweet box I am @akamaggieak

I have one coworker who leaves her desk at the times she shouldn’t (phone coverage) to check supplies. But the rest of us are usually where we are expected to be. Something the rest of my department doesn’t get is that when I get up, I get a question. It’s because my office is smaller and not separated by department…

I prefer female doctors for everything.

They have the chemical breakdown on the side in the whole diagram type thingy. Like how you do with elements and all? I am going to ask both him and his wife if they are trying to kill me next week.

No! I can’t like it! It was so cold here and it’s just not supposed to be like that!

I brought in a paper prescription and it was so slow even with that. I went to Target because I hated CVS. Now I have to possibly switch to Walgreens, which I am only okay with because the people at my old Walgreens were super awesome and made an effort to know their customers. I assume that the one by me won’t be…

Damn! Now I don’t know what to do with myself.

Inspectors can be shady AF. When I bought my condo I used the previous owner’s inspector (I was dating their son at the time and had been for years, so I wasn’t expecting to get dicked over). He pointed out one thing. Didn’t catch that the bathtub in the second bathroom was totally clogged and when he left, he didn’t…

WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? will you feed me? Please! Or just teach me your witchy ways with a chicken? I can’t even begin to think about the process you just described. It sounds so amazing and complicated but simple and wonderful and beautiful. Would you foster a 32 year old?

I need to swish. I think I will do it right before I go to sleep. Seriously I am going to tell my dentist that I know he is trying to poison me with this shit. You can only use it for 7 days before it stains your teeth and when I went to clean my sink with a bleach based cleaner, my sink turned orange where i had spit…

Thank you! I am going for my MBA so I know some of the GRE stuff will be applicable to the program, but I just can’t feel okay about where I am yet. Part of it is because I took the SATs really early my senior year and was semi hungover and still kicked ass at it and then was accepted with a scholarship to my first…

I do it at lunch. I have a mirror at my desk and I just take 5 minutes to bang that shit out. Usually after I go to brush my teeth first to get the general braces gunk out.

I really love it. For everything you said, but also because a lot of the time people can get just so down on everything, that even being asked to think about a brag could make a difference. It did for me today. I did my post and then immediately looked for your’s because even if I didn’t have anything to brag about, I…

Do you mind if I ask you what the whole “up from your desk” shit was about? Some days I have what my coworker calls “can’t stop the bebop” and I am hardly at my desk, but other days people in my 15 person office will tell me when I say goodbye that they didn’t even know I was there because I was chained to my desk.

What’s your classy white wine? Mine is La Crema. There is this amazing Chardonnay I wish I could remember the name of. My ex got it on a trip to Napa for me and then my mom bought me a bottle of it for my birthday. That shit was like $50 retail, which is usually the amount I spend on 4 bottles at a time.

It is a brag! You are doing such a great thing with this thread! And it’s totally obvious with how much of a response you get!

Where is this hot that everyone is speaking of? I am in straight up SoCal May Gray which will turn into June Gloom. It’s been so cold by our standards. I am outside (because I have to be outside) wearing a hoodie and sweatpants right now!

It’s probably that whole thing where if you don’t shave because you want to try to not sleep with someone, it inevitably happens? Like if you groom and clean for sex, not gonna happen.

Flossing is awful. And now that I have braces, it’s even worse. What I found helps with it is the flossing brush picks. Like I can just shoot those suckers in and out without having to deal with the actual floss. I was also told once that the important part is just to do it, regardless of the time of day because it is…

The way No1Curr and I did it was announce it on SNS, but then we took to twitter for the actual details. We were scheduling it in the middle of the massive trolling effort a few months ago, so we were trying to prevent the rando situation from happening. Get some feelers out this week or next week so you can figure…