I lost my virginity in the 8th floor stairwell of the main engineering & science hall at college. Raw concrete, freeze-ass cold, and pitch dark except for the glow of the emergency exit sign one floor down. I had just met this Daniel Ash lookalike guy at an Alien Sex Fiend show, and I just wanted to fuck him…

The thing is, though, I have no doubt that he was actually really hurt by that joke. He’s in an environment where a whole crowd of people is laughing because he is unattractive, and he has to play along like it’s all okay. Imagine yourself in that situation for a second. Someone has just made a joke about how fat…

A man making a gendered joke at the expense of a women is punching down.

And in the context of that movie it was funny. This “joke” wasn’t in any such context.

This wasn’t a joke about power dynamics. This was an insult to his appearance, and he didn’t appear to have done anything to deserve it. This isn’t some sort of feminist stand she’s taking. This is just a mean-spirited “joke” at the expense of someone who was just trying to do his job. It’s inappropriate in either…

Okay Kelis “Milkshake” is playing while I’m watching that GIF, and it’s perfect!

I know, I’d be throwing a fit with the university just not to house with this roommate murderer in training. This would scare the fricking crap out of me.

I’m sure Univision are thinking “Money well spent” right about now.

Coulda been worse. She could’ve GeorgeFirst’d it and puked in Donald’s face.

This is the real problem, isn’t it? Not that she was sick, but that she almost face planted in front of the whole country on video and possibly lost the election because of it.

What did our founding fathers say on immigration?

Gosh, if it wasn’t written by the founding fathers, it can’t be something we agree with. After all, the founding fathers were Ordained by God in All Words Spoken right?

You could try that on a small-scale. No, really.... Let homeless people live at your house. Report back on how that goes for you.

“In God We Trust” wasn’t written by the founding fathers either, but the fact that it’s on our currency is constantly used by people as “evidence” that our country is supposedly intended to be non-secular.

This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

Fortunately that is not current foreign policy nor does it hold any legal standing. It is a nice sentiment but holds no real worth. The truth is, a quip regarding immigration and foreign policy cannot begin to deal with the complexity of the issue at hand. Nations have the right to determine how and when people enter…

No, he’s going to veto a bill that would open up the US to all kinds of foreign lawsuits.

Definitely not a kids book - there are some pretty advanced concepts in it. I would put it somewhere between a YA book and a book for adults.

It’s a YA novel. If anything, it comes from the era when there wasn’t such a stark differentiation so it isn’t specifically geared toward a hard age-range but is made difficult for some kids due to some bigger words and certainly HUGE concepts to be understood and accepted which also are explained in the novel to…

Well, her VP should become president, right? But this office doesn’t have a vice position so I’m guessing the legislature would have to either hold a special election or put somebody in there themselves.