they’re perfect for each other. as insufferable as the Neil Gaiman/Amanda Palmer pairing.

My favorite (/s) response to Dessen’s tweet was when someone replied “Fuck that fucking bitch.”, and Dessen replied to that with “I love you. [heart emoji]”.

WOW. I’m shocked by all this in part because I am a huge fan of Sarah Dessen... so I know that statement is absolutely true.

I’ve noticed a peculiar thing.....At least some Europeans just don’t get it. They somehow think that his conviction for child rape is related to the United States being more uptight about sex than they are. Which is bizarre.

I guess in every sexual assault story there’s always one victim blaming asshole. Today, it was you!

This is quite a belittling comment. 

I admire Vanna. She made herself an indispensable part of the show despite being in what is realistically an interchangeable role (really, is her job any different than that of Barker's Beauties?) Between the industry's rampant ageism against women and technology rendering the position unnecessary, anyone else…

I have a Vanna White story. So I was flying from LA to Dallas and she was in the seat next to me. So we make small talk, she sees I’m reading a book she had just finished and did the whole “oh wait until you get to the part.....”. Anyway the plane is just about finished boarding an in walks Rush Limbaugh. We both make…

Hey, Hey, Hey!!! I’ll have you know that clapping uppn arrival is a time-honored tradition in Africa and the Caribbean. We’re happy for a bunch of reasons: a) We got the money up for tickets, gifts and funds we’ll have to spend while there. b) We’re at least for a little while in a place that’s considered home or the…

If you haven’t noticed, Jez has been ‘hollowed out’ (s/o to maraleia) in the last year. Lauren is one of less than a handful of writers that have been on staff for longer than 14 months. Deadspin’s death was quick and dignified comparatively.

tickets were sold to guests that advertised a special appearance from Twitter’s boyfriend,

These certified freaks think more about sex than any of the women whose bodies they patrolling. Organized religions grip on government can not die soon enough.

Holy fuck I am so pissed...CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?

So I took the bar exam in Ohio in July and did not pass. I wasn’t at all surprised, because I didn’t study at all – two months before the exam, right as my study schedule was kicking off, my partner of two years broke up with me unexpectedly and I had to move out of our house, back in with my parents, and then deal…

I can’t imagine going through that and then being sent home with “they’re fine now!” I hope there is a good safety plan in place for you in case you see it starting again, and I hope you never have to use said plan!

I'll believe you.

Because the artist and actors world that is fed with the money of dudes just like Weinstein are a bunch of fucking Weinsteins themselves. Sure they are going to act like they are all on board with MeToo and all that, but in reality they don’t want things to change. Hollywood has been a breeding ground for rich dudes…

Yup, I used to have toy figures of all of them too.  Got them from Hardee’s.

I love that he mistook all us drunk neighbors for paparazzi. We hung out outside the wedding hoping to hear Adele sing while drinking champagne from plastic cups. The security guards were all from NYC and were sweet as they could be.

Dude... Your first sentence explains the 2nd.