Lol this fucking country. 

My parents are not rich, but they have a couple of rich friends. (Like, $1M lake house, former VP for AT&T who “downsized” to a 4,500 square foot house rich.) We were visiting them a few weeks before Christmas and the gift he was getting his staff got shipped to their house. These are not braggadocios people, but they…

They’re called gigs now and they come with no benefits or hope for advancement

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

“More people working today than ever before”, living paycheque to paycheque if they’re lucky.

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

I thought this was some snl joke before I hit play lol.

Children don’t need night time skincare routines. Which is probably why that appears so fake. Lol.

I’m a reluctant birthmother and this issue is s major source of righteous anger in the adoptee community. The sealed records are supposed to protect the biological parents from the pain of later contact and the adopters of the fear their adopted children will want a relationship or even know their birth parents. The…

What does that mean in practice though? Like really?

Of course you cannot sign away the rights of your child to seek out their biological parent, especially in the era of readily available DNA testing and ancestry companies. But this woman who contacted her donor’s mother is kind of the worst. Like wtf was she expecting? Talk about seriously overstepping boundaries. If…

I mean, as far as I know Britney hasn’t been out raping kids.  Serious mental illness or no, she seems like a decent human being, so the comparison grates a bit.

I’m old so feel free to discount what I’m about to say.

To read that Britney’s custody of her sons was reduced to 30% plus needing an approved adult seems like there’s a big chunk of information missing from the story.

First of all that is gravel road, and on some of the gravel roads here in New Mexico I’ve almost lost my lunch going 20 mph.  Second, she is going in reverse and then flips the car around.  That is impressive on a gravel road with the gravel constantly causing your car to slip a little as you turn.  My bet is that you…

To be fair 20 mph in reverse is pretty fucking fast.

It’s a good ad. She’s currently running in New Mexico’s most crowded primary (there’s 10 or so declared candidates) with no real obvious front runner at present so it makes sense to tell voters who in the heck she is.

Scrunchies are useless, they just glide off

he was def driving

Simone Biles is holding up just fine following news of her brother’s arrest for murder