I’ve been trying to beak into Hollywood forever and all I’ve got for it is a broken nose.

“Beak"?

I feel, for some reason, that you just don’t qualify as fat until you can’t buy clothes in an average store—that you need to hunt down 3xs on Amazon, or Bass Pro Shops, and that you cannot buy “normal” clothes any more.

Apparently THIS is fat now.... WTF is Photoshop doing to us????

It’s an expression of privilege. She sees this as solidarity, whereas its just another in the THOUSANDS of cuts sustained by our collective culture on fat people. She doesn’t realize you see her at a weight you haven’t been since childhood, or a size you couldn’t even COMPREHEND attaining as “fat” and you think “what…

UGH this article & all of its qualifying numbers!!! Have not learned that CLOTHING SIZE IS A FUCKING RIDICULOUS LITMUS TEST FOR SKINNY/FAT/AVERAGE???!!!

What killed me is her “I refuse to think of fat as a negative term” OK, great for you lady, that still doesn’t make you fat. Kindly fuck off with this nonsense.

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

When my eldest cat was a kitten he was obsessed with a computer game I would play called World of Goo. He would bolt into the room if he heard the opening notes of the theme song. He loved watching the goo balls move around and would occasionally try to catch them.

Sorry but I think your cat smokes weed

SO. This is my cat watching a cat cartoon.

How bad does Vimeo suck? Let me count the ways.

This is unbelieveable:

I am so ready.

Hell. Fucking. Yes. I hate the pressure on victims to forgive - and usually immediately! I hate the idea that anyone who doesn’t forgive is doing themselves all kinds of damage and must necessarily be sitting at home grinding their teeth, sleepless with hate. How about “No, I don’t forgive this person and no, I don’t…

Hot take: forgiveness is an overrated virtue. I know it’s not meant to be an absolution of the evil-doer (impossible), being instead a kind of clearing of debt performed by the victim, and meant to ease her moral burden. But still, in practical terms, it’s meaningless. It doesn’t restore anything in the world, this…

HILARIOUS TRANSPHOBIC JOKE YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN

You’d think she would’ve just gotten a short haircut considering how committed she was...

“Samantha, a Real Doll brought mostly to life”

I couldn’t believe how he was trying to physically restrain her to hear him. I literally would have punched him in the face. He is an asshole of the millionth degree.