Oh, come on! Between this and Tom Hardy with his dog... This feels like it serves the same purpose as the "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling memes. And he's a cop with probably a sexy foreign accent. Kill me now. Let me guess; he's great with kids, he cooks too, he's giving/passionate in bed and enjoys intellectually stimulating…

I am trying SO hard to not write a dirty euphemism right here.

Damn, fuck the police just took on a whole new meaning.

Example C:

Example A of how "Hot Dudes and Puppies" always wins me over. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

J-Law and Coldplay?! Noel is disappointed.

Oh, one more. I had a very good friend who elaborately planned his coming-out. His folks were divorced, so he'd lived with just his mother for maybe his whole life. To tell his mother he was gay, he got a reservation at her favorite restarant, got some flowers, dressed up, and waited nervously.

that is without a doubt the highest looking kitty i've ever seen! why is she on drugs? my tortie Dorrin-Bonk tore her cruciate ligament a few years back and the pain killers made her hilariously stupid, but none of the photos turned out as awesome as yours!

Hey, my name is Carl. I'm not high, I just woke up, man.

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.

i learned SO MANY NEW PHRASES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'a piece a slut'?! classic.

I do video and animation, and I'm in the same boat as you: if you cannot see, you cannot work in a non-tactile visual profession (had to make an exception for Degas' sculpture). I can't imagine someone in mere moments putting an end to the life and profession I've worked so hard to build. And to do it over something…

People are the worst. As a photographer, I can't imagine what I would do without my vision. It's scary to think about. Scarier though to think we live in a world where people attack other people for something that shouldn't ultimately matter.

Okay, I had a couple of glasses of wine at dinner, so maybe I'm overreacting?

I worked at a chain steakhouse in college and the soup of the day on one particular day was Spicy Pueblo. One sweet little hostess went around seating tables and letting them know that the soup today was Spicy Pablo until she heard us all laughing hysterically.

Billy Eichner: I can't tolerate jokes about ISIS. Just can't. ISIS - or accurately IS - is an effing nightmare.

"...the more he has a girlfriend..."

Was coming to say the same thing. I'm sure this Emma person is a nice gal and all, but Dodai has earned this spot, and I think it fucking stinks she was passed over.

Jessica, I'm relieved to hear you'll be staying on at Jezebel. I've been reading the site for years (albeit mostly as a lurker, which is why I mainly languish in the grays) and really love it.