This is exactly it. I’m truly convinced I’ll die every time I get into a plane, but I’m more afraid of not seeing the world or my family when I can (which is rarely). I just take xanax and hope for the best. 

I’m over here snorting with laughter that we’re supposed to believe this is real. Terrifying!

Yupppppp, ugh. I’m just old enough to remember watching this happen live.

Yeah I’m actually pretty surprised by the response. no driver in Los Angeles has ever parked and come up to deliver my food, ever. This particular neighborhood has horrid parking and it would take an extra hour for each delivery, so I get it. When I lived in Boston they also expected me to meet them downstairs. So…

Where do you live? Most major cities have an organization that will lend you a trap and then neuter/ear tip for free.

I am surprised by all the “dump him!” comments here. The reigning opinion among my friends would be “you expected too much without communicating or asking if it’s what they actually wanted.” But yeah, I’m not liking the implications being made about this dude based on him not showing performative thanks for a gift…

That’s amazing and I hope to get lucky like you someday! (Age 37, nowhere near meeting someone anytime soon).

Or maybe it IS a big deal for him too, but he shows it differently than you. I’m kinda aspie (like, for real) so as I said in my earlier post I could see this 100% being me by accident due to generally failing at social niceties especially under stress...

Thank you for actually doing something and bringing it up with her even though it was awkward! 

I think you need to do the biopsy...it IS the only way to know. My kitty had breast cancer at 7 which is usually super-fatal, but we got it early and she had a double mastectomy. After another six years the cancer returned, but that was so much better than the projected 3. Surgery sucks, but it’s just one day of their…

All the

I agree with this, and could totally see myself accidentally being the friend. Like, it sounds as if he’s financially struggling (hence walking 5 blocks and not paying for closer parking) and needs to make calls/do laundry/run errands on his rare day off but also wanted to make time for the play. Although the tickets…

Beyond the obvious I’ll never understand why someone would want to touch a stranger’s hair. I mean...it’s hair; that’s gross. Sometimes I wish I could experience 5min in the mind of someone so grossly entitled and OBLIVIOUS. 

With the exception of legendary shows like Oprah and Ellen, most of the time at least half the audience is paid!

Yeah I’m currently working on digitizing a huge museum collection and this incident is definitely proving how important the project is. Although it would be fucking awful to lose the specimens. I can’t blame these employees for running back into the burning building TBH...

In Los Angeles it’s weirdly difficult to get a TJ’s job due to how reputable they are as an employer! Like, it’s been an unattainable PT goal of mine for more than a year...

I think people, including doctors, have truly fucked up ideas about the numbers on a scale. I’ve been anywhere from 100-170lbs at under 5 feet, and when I’m 130-140, no one bats an eye, because although I’m not thin I’m average. I think people, especially women, think of anything over a certain number as “fat” due to…

I’ve sat in the audience of his show multiple times to make extra cash. The worst part was when he tried explaining to “us women” how we can’t fuck several men at once because when men fuck several women, they can merely “wash their dick off” and be clean again but “we can’t just wash off and get clean.” Despite being…

“About right for her height” based on what? She’s a curvy woman, and BMI charts do not account for shape at all. Like, I’m a pretty tiny person (4'10") and the BMI chart says it’d be cool for me to weigh 85lbs...when I was 105lbs, I was not eating and looked like it. 

Me too...