That is not a dance. That is a woman flailing.

I want this now.

Oh, shit. I went from a B to a DD from 20-25, so that is both sad and scary to think about.

Ugh I worked with these people for one of my first Hollywood jobs - she was BFF with Ariana Grande and my old boss. I always found the Miranda character insufferable and their marriage totally fake, but I guess it’ll all be a hit with the tween audience they mostly court? God so glad I no longer produce YouTube…

She’s only one year younger than Angelina!

I hate this! I just found out that my dad’s mom and sister both died of pancreatic cancer but they told me it was something else. Uh, thanks for that info. earlier? Ugh. See also: that ADHD diagnosis I got at six that I found out about after paying out of pocket for...ADHD testing. Parents!!!

I am really vanilla, but I learned recently you can kiss while gagged and that it is actually very hot. I shocked myself. The end.

If you have more than a couple hours, it’s actually really easy to get out of the airport and into the city to one of the epic palaces. Or, into the city for a pastry.

He’s been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, so there’s that: http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/30/chr…

Hahahaha, I know Martin and Mark. Oh Los Angeles.

Toxic Masculinity: Busch Gardens Edition. Fuck this. And the beautiful lady bird was so young! They can live to be 60 in captivity. Tears.

I’m so tired of hearing “I’d totally love to celebrate, she’s just not the *right* woman,”though. “She’s” never the right woman.

Interesting! I really really love stones and minerals, but I’m not crazy about diamonds. I do know that if I want to work in gemology I’ll have to know and deal with diamonds a lot -I’d been toying with doing GIA before and now more seriously recently, but I want to learn more about what identifying stones would…

Hey! Not to hijack your threat with a totally OT question but what did you do in the jewelry industry, if you don’t mind me asking? I’m trying to decide if I’d be completely bored testing/grading stones and my only place with gems is in sourcing so I can travel. All pipe dreams, but still considering...

Can confirm. “YouTube star.” It literally drove me crazy.

ME TOO. The boy one. From wayyy back. This wedding announcement was...appropriate.

Awww, they totally have the same coloring! Olive is an old lady now but she looked a lot like him in her day.

Upon breakup, it ruins everything. Now I still catch whiffs of “him” and it creeps me out, even after changing the soap.

Bald Olive and pup.

Yuppppp...my sweet, tiny little tortie (relevant because she looks so huge-eyed and innocent even at age 7) totally gets all down in there to see wtf dude’s doing...NOPE, kitty, NOPE. In my experience I care more than the men do...