I WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY.

But, she sings for the freaking opera in Heidelberg! Girl doesn't need any more exposure. And she's not acting like she wants it? So where does she plan on taking this new-found "fame?" (other than back to Germany). I really, really want to know the story behind "The Casting of Sharlene."

Yeah she might not be beautiful by your limited standards but you're being pretty ugly right now with this comment, objectively.

D'aww, so cute! A very regal coat on that kitty.

Pixel! Pixel didn't happen to be a black and white male kitten, procured from a girl from the east coast who could't care for him, did he? My friend had the best most adorable kitten named Pixel who she gave to someone on the west coast, and I've always wondered/hoped he was OK. Also: awww cats named Pixel.

Oh yeah, because Teller's just such an artiste. Miley will ruin thy exquisite vision with her mere existence. Something something twerking. Something something Instagram. Something something pretentious dickwad.

I'm sad as hell today, but I couldn't care less about Valentine's day or the fact that I'm single. I wish it being Valentine's made it OK to be not-sad about other stuff, like this permission extended... Alas. I might go watch the sunset and let myself buy a snack at the Japanese grocery store without feeling guilty…

AW this was so lovely and joyful. I had a crappy stressful day but this made me smile. I love figure skating but can get easily bored but this routine was a fantastic treat to watch. Can't wait to see what he does tomorrow.

He also painted this girl as kind of a "harlot" in the last episode because he'd say he didn't want to kiss anyone, but when they were alone together and she went for it, he was all "She is so sexy I couldn't resist." Yes, douchecanoe, you could have resisted but you and your penis decided not to. Grossssssssssssss. I…

Yeahhh, ocean sex can't be great to begin with, but ocean sex in a part of the world with bacteria and crap your body isn't used to? Hmn. Also amusing they didn't show a single person vomiting and pooping at the same time. Did they even eat? As jealous as I am of any crew who gets to travel the world like that, I…

Hahahahaha this is perfect. I really want full back-story for how Sharleen ended up on the Bachelor...

It's just that sweatshop labor is so much more disgusting. That's why I buy American Apparel.

I got over the "creepy" thing because sweatshop labor is even more creepy, in addition to being unethical. I wish "Dov" didn't exist, but the company pays people a decent wage, provides healthcare and gives jobs to people stateside...it's a little pricey for me, but I do love the pieces I have, and I wish they'd…

Definitely read that manatee's name as "Buttfeet."

Ahh yay, it's awesome to "meet" someone else who's attempting this feat. I feel about a bazillion years old and it's been a giant challenge, which I knew going in, but somehow didn't expect to be quite as bad. You totally have a job though, which is great - someone must've thought you were pleasant enough to hire ;) I…

Ack you knit your own I missed that! Epic. If only I had the patience to knit...

I am so happy to see fellow cardigan hoarders on this thread. I think I average like one new cardigan a month somehow...

Only SEVEN? Oh Lord I probably have.........................(whispers)......thirty?

SO MANY CARDIGANS.

Thanks for sharing your experience. It all makes perfect sense for how things will progress, but during all the "how the hell am I going to pay rent, why won't anyone hire me, oh hey there's a cool sunset" it requires constant reminding. It *is* so hard to tell why people are being nice here - I dread "dating,"…