I am commenting in an attempt to get you out of the gray. My adorable photo is still gray despite 5 stars so I guess it's because we're on burner accounts? I still don't get how this works. ANYWAY: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ahaha, awesome. I didn't question it until you questioned it in the comments of said nugget-post. Nuggets - always relevant.

Ohman Laura Beck, she of "obtained by the cops," (and yes I took a screenshot of that) has succeeded in completely cracking me up once again with the corn nuggets share. I don't know if was an accident, but it's delightful. I can't stop giggling. Maybe she has the munchies?

Terrifying Pitbull Bella and oh-so-innocent Sphinx kitty Olive. Oh wait! It's opposite day...

It's totally your fetch. You can make it happen, Gretchen.

So say we all. Really it's quite accurate. "The cops have come to obtain you;" "You've been obtained by the police." Yes.

Oh I am literally cracking up over "obtained by the cops." Not at all in a malicious way, I freaking love typos. Delightful!

I had the same issue, but thinking about it I don't know how they could have shown smaller signs and I'm not sure they didn't.

Oof, I have OCD and I was way impressed. She's said she has it in real life, too. It just manifests in so many different ways...though I think they failed to show signs before the last few eps. I was just happy to see OCD treated seriously on TV, and not the butt of a sitcom joke.

I heard they're not even sure if they're coming back after Finn's death (which they are filming now, I assume).

Okay well I just spent way too much time watching his weight-lifting videos. As someone who just had her shoulder reconstructed, watching the bench press makes me wince. Deadlifts though? Fun! I wish he could help me train my muscles, if you know what I mean. Allllllllllllllllllllllll my muscles WINK WINK (no but…

When I was nearing 30 I would stare at kids on the subway, trying to IMAGINE wanting them. No. It's hard enough to live my dreams on my own, I'm career-driven, I love to travel, and I don't have any desire, at 32, for babies ever. I think we need to learn to embrace women who just don't want kids.

Maybe this is ALSO a spoiler, but since I never thought she'd end up killing Pennsatucky, it's of note that Taryn Manning who plays her is signed on for the next season (unless that's a deflection). I think Piper's going to end up giving her those new teeth she always wanted, and Piper will get more time but in the…

Yeah Jenji is wonderful for TV but it's hard to feel inspired when I know that there's such a slim shot I'll ever get a chance to make the sort of feminist TV I dream of, and not because it's unsellable, but because women don't get to make their own shows unless they are "showbiz royalty" (& don't get me started on…

ALL that seller's items are labeled offensively, and she's overpriced. This whole etsy belongs on Yo Is This Racist?

I'm responding to you because I don't want to be dismissed by @MagnificentDerp, but after she said this:

Haha for me it's when I smoke! I will have nightmares about getting a haircut, but somehow when I've had a couple bowls I'm all I NEED A BOB LIKE ALEXA CHUNG. So far I've resisted that urge, but I have given myself stoned-ombre, done stoned-henna, and cut my bangs stoned, so many times.

Oooooh...good to know. Today I swiped a whole row of purple off and was like WHY DIDN'T IT REMOVE ALL THE PURPLES?! In the past I must've swiped back too.

See, this didn't strike me as weird, it strikes me as "guy sees drunk chick who he might be able to coerce into sex or worse." :/

But if you think about it...the same woman who wore an all-white pantsuit to a vampire concentration camp would TOTALLY rock this Ice Capades look, right?