Our theories were correct! Love it. Though I assumed it'd be something like, "Ian Amrich," or "Lamrich," or something.

High-waisted stuff is basically a Godsend to women with small waists and huge hips. If I could afford Marc Jacobs I'd be into it...

Yeah I think people would change their minds on this "lifeboats to shore" thing if they realized it's several stories from the ship to the water...terrifying (to me) on a calm sunny day in port! In the Gulf? No. Not unless the ship was seriously compromised.

Sophia does all the talking! I like her. Call me, Sophia, let's make TV...

I just Googled the name "Lamrich" and it's actually...not uncommon. I am now 70/30 on this (douche/Lamrich).

Wow that article is horrifying. I mean, what's she's saying is true, but instead of that being a reason for "relationship education" it's a goddamned sign our country can't sustain it's single citizens with a reasonable degree of stability! That's a scary article.

I try to make my cat tuck her tail under it so it's not making contact...so gross!!! I'm glad there are others who relate to this cat-quirk.

+1

Damn, Gaga has a torn labrum? I'm scheduled for surgery to repair my detached labrum in the shoulder (and other stuff), and man, it is no walk in the park - her therapy and recovery will last a long-ass time.

Noooo, unintended side-effect of my comment, hah. Chances are, your theoretical kitty will not want or be small enough to sit on your shoulder. This is the #1 cause of cat asshole-to-skin contact ;)

Ahh I want it covered up! Although, with the long-hair cats it's even grosser, they get little poop balls stuck in their fur.

And the anus is ALWAYS on display, unless kitty is flat to the ground (in which case I can see why catbutt is cute).

Ahahaha, leave it to me to go straight for the grossest part! I do enjoy my cat's butt when she's crouched really low to the ground, shaking her booty before attacking something (red dot, errant insect, humans). That is adorable. Maybe it's because my kitty is very tiny, slim, and long...I don't get the chubby bum…

Okay I love cats, like, I cry about homeless cats, however, I DO NOT find cat butts cute. Why oh why would anyone, especially cat owners, think this?

Thanks! I'll need another 14 or so years to get everything in order :)

Ha! "Adopt an older kid WHEN I AM around 45." Although, if I find myself really, really healthy at the age of 90, I might consider adopting an adult kid in their 40s? ;)

I love this so much.

I read this over at Jalopnik but I'm posting over here...first of all, the photo annotations sre embarrassing to look at. "Our lips are so close." Why does this even exist? What's the actual point? Second thought: wow that girl got screwed, and it makes those sponsors look terrible....however, since racing is so…

I was in high school in the late 90s and although trench coats were banned after Columbine, no one said a thing about colored hair...

"Stoppage of the Culturally Widespread Single-Woman Shaming" that day cannot come soon enough!