Tori should thank her lucky stars she didn’t do a griddle-dive when the chef was doing an onion volcano.

I’m starting to get a bit worried about all the guest stars. Marisa Tomei, Oprah, Chris Rock, Common, Ludacris, Kelly Rowland, Alicia Keys, Lenny Kravitz, Adam Rodriguez, Tyra Farrell, Pitbull, Mariah, etc. How is there gonna be any time to focus on the regulars? I hope they’re not just cramming famous people in there…

He was checking you out but then noticed you looking! He’s so shy...

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I don’t know much about either of them, so I don’t have any particular stake in/impression of their relationship. BUT: I really hate it when couples that tabloids have spent YEARS saying are about to break up actually DO break up. (see also: Garner/Affleck)

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

Do prison toilets flush all on their own for… hygienic purposes? or is Suge worried that his toilet is haunted?

I’m finding it extremely difficult to hate this god damn moron.

Since she is not standing behind her statement and in fact, took it down rather quickly, I am guessing the way she said things went down, didn’t exactly go down that way. And I bet someone has a video of the incident and told her to knock it off or else they would post it on youtube.

Feel no guilt. “Forever and For Always” is a GREAT song. You like what you like. NO SHAME!

I like to create an interesting back story for this guy. Like the tat originally said “men! men!”. But then he gave up dudes because Jesus, married a lady, and now gets his sexual frustrations out at the gun range.

She is going to have some awesome sleepovers

I salute you and welcome you to the “almost back-to-back pregnancies” group. Don’t think about it and you’ll be fine. Just don’t worry or panic right now, you’ll get through it.

Mine are 18 months apart and I personally think it was fucking fantastic. I did fine, they’re fine. It was hard at first (OMG how do you bathe them! How do you put them to bed!). But I don’t really remember any of that, and you know, wine.

Fuck Affleck, is Michael Vartan single?

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

The city’s Pride Parade, as one Chicago resident pointed out on Twitter, is held in Boystown

I know I am bringing the Wrath of Pinkham down upon myself, but a little context might help. The author didn’t “lose his shit” and this wasn’t an op-ed. The Post’s food writers each wrote a short piece on what bugs them in restaurants. The header acknowledged that these were completely First-world problems, and that…