Tom + Michael dancing = my panties are gone forever. Swoon.

From harm against yourself and harm against others.

Helena Bonham Carter, IRL. End of discussion.

Is there any question?

I know. *kicks the ground*

He probably line dries it, in keeping with his commitment to poverty. Mmm...fresh off the line, dried in that Vatican air!

I believe all male models permanently maintain 23 yr old maturity, so she's practically the cougar here!

I put that movie on for my husband so he could understand pop culture references. I said I would fast forward through any songs. I.....Didn't remember the whole thing being a song with no talking. He didn't make it halfway through the first part, hahahaha

God, she is just perfection.

Yeah, that was a weird comparison. Are we supposed to think those are two bad things to choose from? Because he pretty much just compared ambrosia to sludge.

Right? Anything with ears would make the same choice!

Ha ha, yes! Bey got Dreamgirls and JHud won the Oscar. Bey got Obsessed and everyone just focused on Idris Elba. She just can't catch a break.

The most offensive thing about Miley is her insistence that she can dance.

and then he frantically scoops them all up and throws them into the washing machine, using waaaay too much soap, because germs. #hilarityensues

{and then he rubs his perfect jaw line and winks at himself with his smoldering eyes}

Thank you. No one tied him down and forced him to star in Twilight. /eyeroll at him

"Not that you're going to eat those delightful little lard-filled butter bombs, mind you! That's for fat people! No, you're going to ask your driver to take them down to the nearest soup kitchen, where he's to light them on fire in front of dozens of hungry children. You'd do it yourself, but you need time to grab a…

I totally concur with what you said. She's stunning.

Dazzler?