Oh you mean like this crazy-ass mofo?

Beth Lives!!!!!

I bet this touched him even more because he's about to be a daddy.

HELP! Can someone please tell me how to pronounce Karrueche? It is of the utmost importance.

That and this gem by human shit stains TMZ

This one!

I immediately thought that too!

Maybe on the outside, but on the inside you're all like:

Deacon? Oh no you didn't.

Yes! Especially during her "All About that Bass" performance. Seemed like she was not there in spirit.

Not the momma!

Anything without Zooey's bad imitation of a 1940's singer is fine by me.

I'm also torn because I hate violence but love a good microphone crotch rub. What's a girl to do?

I pictured your building manager as the creepy Poltergeist man and it made it even SCARIER.

I know what I'm going to be dreaming about tonight: Banging with wild abandon.

Have we established that babies and drunks are pretty much one in the same? They hobble around, bump into things and knock them over, they cry about everything, they blurt things out loudly and incoherently, they can't quite hold their heads up, they projectile vomit and throw up all over themselves, they whine until…

I thought this guy was Puck from Glee for a sec. Equally as cheesy.

And then she sang this: