Alice Thompson: Snake-charmer and all-around American badass.

Indeed, it's true. I myself just recently learned the name of this song, but had previously referred to it as the "La da da da-dah da-da da-dah da-dahhhhh Kenny G. 80's song"

Hint: The Zac Efron pic is not complete without Kenny G's "Songbird" playing in the background.

You really can't have one without the other.

Curated = rich people shit

Goop, Part Deux. Electric Boogaloo.

Her upper lip is all kinds of wrong.

I think you just found a way for the Duck Dynasty guys to redeem themselves after their homophobic comments.

Prince does not wait 4 u. U wait 4 Prince.

Purple or pink were really the only options.

I'm sure she's a piece of fucking work.

Now we just need to get Lisa Frank to get in on this shit.

But damnit if homegirl doesn't have some awesome hair.

Unless you're a guest on the Maury Povich show then I will judge you if you DON'T use these words.

Thanks! Consider it done!

Great ideas. I am a mother-to-be and am terrified of this happening.

Yes, the nursing tuxedo blazer is the latest craze. I think they sell them at Target.

But you're mainly talking about Puddles the Clown, right? Hubba hubba.

Just wanted to add that go cups are also legal in Savannah. I been drankin...I been drankin...