Versace, Versace

Sacre BOOM (went my vagina)

Or like asking Le Corbusier to design a lamp for Ikea.

Glorious Breasts!!! (singing like the kids singing "Food Glorious Food" in Oliver)

Technically, I think Dakota Fanning is about 42 in maturity years. She was more mature at 7 than I am now. I think she can handle an older man.

Men just don't get it. Excuse me, straight men just don't get it.

He sings like he has a bubble in his throat.

I choose Julie Andrews singing The Sound of Music over just about anything. Julie Andrews or breathing? Julie fuckin' Andrews, all day every day.

Oy. And not in a fun AC/DC way.

I'm kind of digging the Kelly idea too. I agree that it feels like Kelly could be harboring some acting skills. Bet it would make Bey super jealous, too.

Jurnee Smollett, because there needs to more Jurnee Smollett in everything, everywhere.

{singing}

It looks like Taylor is saying STFU to Selena Gomez, who must have made a snarky comment.

I had forgotten what an amazing voice Gaga has. Wish her music was more about her voice and less about her ridiculous antics.

Rihanna hiding her popcorn is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

With a wooden stake through his fat fat heart. Because vampires.

This is the greatest GIF of all time. The Greatest, I say.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. {Camera cuts to Robert Pattinson in his bathroom pissing on a huge pile of $100 bills. When he finishes urinating on the pile of money, he looks in the mirror, slicks back his hair and says to himself, "Because I can."}

Love that Luda' reference you slipped in there, Anna. Well done. {slow claps}

Question: Could a McDonald's Egg McMuffin be considered part of the "sweet butter pastries" category?