THANK YOU. been saying that for years. Would rather just NOT share a country with these assholes. Industrialization was killing slavery anyways.

FOUND TRUMP’S KINJA HANDLE EVERYONE!!!

Get bent please.

You forget Biden is “Foot-in-Mouth” champion, District of Columbia, 20 years running. He’s going nowhere. It is depressing that he would ever ever EVER be ahead of Bernie in ANY poll and just shows how blind Americans are to how shitty their favorite politicians are.

EXACTLY. Hopefully registered democrats don’t run to the corporate centrist shills AGAIN. Lets try someone with actual morals and shit this time. Can’t get any worse right?

The real old school way is to add WOP to the end of that but at this point that suffix to the slur is pretty outdated.

Damn we all got on that Baseball Card train huh? Now looking to sell all my vinyl and limit myself to thrift store purchases and just wait for that fad to die, and buy it all back up in said thrift stores for pennies on the dollar in a few years.

Wear em dude.

Ooooh, ooooh, now do vinyl records!

Do you not own a potato masher? That’s what I have always used for smashing up whole peeled tomatoes for sauces and whatnot, works really well.

The weekend, public schools, the army, the navy, the airforce, NASA, the Center for Disease Control, Wildlife preserves, National Parks, highways, airports, border patrol, etc etc etc etc etc etc

Damn that Brady career flow chart answer was SPOT ON.

Superbowl grocery shopping has to be America’s #1 lifehack.

You failed to mention DOCTOR REVEREND KING flipping the coin to determine what team in a league that black-balled a talented QB for silent protest would get the ball first. Barfed in my own mouth a little at that one....

Couple non-football moments that made me hurl a little into my own mouth: 1) Dr. REVEREND King trotting out to toss the coin in the championship for a league who is actively black-balling a talented player for kneeling in silent protest to police brutality. 2) At one point early on Jim Nantz said something about…

Next year’s halftime show of the California Raisins opening for Alvin and the Chipmunks with a guest appearance by Amy Winehouse’s hologram promises to be many times better.

Well, think of it this way: Try selling tickets and gluing eyeballs to the screen with that other shit you just said. Get it yet?

I think here is the appropriate place to drop this reminder. (Shocked it never made it out of the greys!). Fuck you Deadspin:

It was a Dumb and Dumber reference....

Pretty sure Dodgers and Giants fans regularly hospitalize each other. New Yorkers hate the football Giants for christ sakes. No one cares about Houston because it’s Houston. I can’t speak to the Blackhawks I’m not that into Hockey.