Well, think of it this way: Try selling tickets and gluing eyeballs to the screen with that other shit you just said. Get it yet?

I think here is the appropriate place to drop this reminder. (Shocked it never made it out of the greys!). Fuck you Deadspin:

It was a Dumb and Dumber reference....

Pretty sure Dodgers and Giants fans regularly hospitalize each other. New Yorkers hate the football Giants for christ sakes. No one cares about Houston because it’s Houston. I can’t speak to the Blackhawks I’m not that into Hockey.

GIGGITY

Pats fan here and would agree 100% on the XX logo, it’s just great design. Also I really love the XXX logo, my aunt lived in Phoenix at the time and sent me the hat. Teenage me rocked the SHIT outta that hat.

RIP Fung Wah

MORE STARS!

His “base” doesn’t fly dude. They rarely leave their hometown much less state/country.

Rob Ford smokes crack. All time greatest hits collection.

Damn, remember when Gawker BROKE stories? 

I WANT THOSE WEBSITES BACK!

This a thousand times yes. Honestly, nothing else matters. Andy gettin on his knees with 2:37 left is a time honored tradition.

Wait, I don’t get it. They are a republican state. Don’t they just suck corporate cock all day and let them do whatever in some sadistic BDSM type of scenario? Don’t they love oil-covered sea food? I’m confused.

Stop making it so god-damned hard to get into a Union maybe? There’s a start....

I am somewhat of an expert on these, through no fault of my own. MY brother in law has one, and my workplace uses them as fleet vehicles, for our repair techs. They suit this use perfectly. Lots of storage space, the rear seats come right out and allow you to customize it like a small cargo van. AWD here in New…

At this stage anyone blaming Trump is just wrong. It’s all on McConnell now. Take the vote, let Trump veto the bill, then over-ride it. If these asshats in Congress want to get re-elected they are gonna have to do something for the American people for once.

Weirdly, not a single elected official, even the commies, have proposed this. Like, EVER.

No way does the internet fail me on this one but maybe someone can provide a link to the supercut of this statement followed by all his past statements saying the complete opposite?

“sounds like Hurts will never have to pay for his own beer in Tuscaloosa”