In no universe is that man flat.

People will read this and think “how clever and neat!” and not realize what total bullshit it was, even with your disclaimer at the bottom. After 15 years battling that thing I finally ripped mine out about 5 years ago and replaced it with the Mexi-bug pump/reservoir that mounts on a fender bolt and never looked back.…

Really appreciating your stories re: Native American issues lately Nick. Thanks and keep writing them!

HARRY REID WE HARDLY KNEW YE.

Will this new league allow hitting, tackling, and blocking? If so it has real potential. Will it take a panel of physicists to determine what a catch is? If not its pretty much a lock to overtake the NFL. Getting in on the ground floor is the smart move here.

Um, hard NO on this. Maine has very loose inspection laws(Example: “A torn C.V. boot, rack and pinion boot, or ball joint boot is no longer a cause for rejection.” yeah have fun with your rusted and broken axles in middle of winter). None of those $1000 beaters would be street legal in MA, in fact they are probably…

It causes animosity, and depending on the area job market, loss of talent. Here in Boston for instance, when this happens it makes it worth it for that long time employee to find a job with only slightly better pay and leave for it. Like another dollar an hour from what they are making now, to ditch the stress and…

You can if this person just keeps posting it like it seems they are....

He just proved he is not ANY better than a republican. If there was no way out then he should have voted NO and at least helped try to stop this confirmation. This is a thing you will never see a republican do. Scott Brown did not break from party lines to try and court Dem voters in MA. he knew he lucked into the…

Welp, I was really hoping it wouldn’t come to this, and I hate to have to be the one to say it, but it’s time for a leading Democrat to sexually assault Susan here. NOT LIKE, rape or anything, just some light assault, like Louis CK style. Maybe like, Uncle Chuck gets her alone in the copy room and whips his dick out…

“with maize being a high-priority crop”

Hope that a “patriotic civilian” (Putin’s words) might take matters into their own hands....

“ to the detriment of another segment of football fans”

IT’S CALLED A ROTARY YOU MONSTERS!

yup. It’s basically flag football now. It’s over. I am checked out this year. It’s been great so far. Visited family one Sunday, went to a brewery this Sunday. I mean, I still peek at the games, I just don’t care about them anymore.

Yes now we have entire shitty seasons. No tackling and no lowering your head guys! You know, the things you were allowed to do in Pop Warner? Yeah its no good for our bottom line! Gonna have to start charging 10% more and make beer $15 a pop at the stadium now. SMH, yeah guys cut out all that footbaw stuff! We need…

no worries the eviscerated EPA will come to the rescue! Oh wait...hmm...enjoy your gutted Federal gov’t Carolinas!

Your assessment is correct. I’m from New England but as our team was trash in the late 80s early 90s and the Skins were doin pretty well for themselves, I latched onto them for a while. Both my Aunt and Uncle lived in the DC area at the time and when I would ask them about getting tickets to see a game they would just…

Thank you I appreciate it. The thought has crossed my mind many times, my father’s too. My hometown is in an area with several old, capped landfills and their gas pipes can be seen lighting the night sky with this flaring every so often. The kicker is at least at two of them, there are highway Dept. buildings right…

Serious question from total greenhorn on the topic: IS there a way or has anyone ever tried to devise an in-situ power generator/furnace/ etc for this methane? I would think the sites extracting natural gas/oil are industrial in nature and if there were some kind of truck or mobile apparatus that could be taken to…