Been reading your posts a lot lately. You are embarassing to liberals. Your name calling, juvenile response like this right here is dogshit.

Sanders' supporters would probably go so far as to help the poor sap with the big words too...

I can honestly say with about 99.999% certainty that if some hick went to a Bernie rally and sat behind him reading Larry the Cable Guy's latest tome that no one would do or say shit to him, besides maybe point and giggle.

Who needs an arrow? I know where Beacon Street is!

Yeah pretty sure it's about making yourself feel better. These are grown men capable of making their own decisions. You know whats bad for your health? Getting shot at or exploded by IEDs, and breathing in chemical weapons. Yet no one's out there campaigning against military recruitment curiously enough. The…

I have a real problem with this paragraph:

Might make an excellent SNL sketch....

I want Weird Al to turn out to be my long lost brother. Seriously I have one....somewhere....

Derr, the best Pumpkin beer is the one you pull out of a fall mix pack and throw in the trash. Everyone knows this....

Sorry you had to go to Fall River. At least the smack there is good....Did you get any smack?

WOULD

“The best I could do was to keep a written log of every transaction personally, but if I forgot something or made a math error, I was screwed.”

Because he was wearing a Patriots jersey when it happened or for some legitimate reason?

My thoughts exactly. If it hurt so much then there should be a nice swollen insect bite to take a picture of. Pics or it didn't happen old man!

“Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show together?”

I actually have a fine collection of parking tickets swiped from the cars they were on from cities around the world. Yes, I am a douche bag.

BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!

Albert, I am asking for your permission to take this piece and translate it, or at least annotate it, so it can be read by stupid people. It is a very good piece explaining how shit our country is, and I would like to share with Democrat and Republican friends alike, but there are too many complex sentences and…

Ray Lewis killed a guy, and still had a career after. And Gary Glitter (serial pedo)'s Rock and Roll still blares over loudspeakers in some NFL stadiums. They REALLY don't give two shits, so long as the money is rolling in, and that will never stop.