Maybe not but I’m pretty damn sure Tony Dungy is Humpty from the Digital Underground. Next time Tony's talking about a QB drop, just close your eyes and picture him say “first he limps to the side like his leg was broken, shakin and twistin, kinda like he was smokin’”

WELL DONE SIR...

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One-note solos are what sets Neil Young apart from the rest.

Ugh. See Hamilton Nolan. Worst writer on the staff by leaps and bounds, basically just compiles lists, reprints letters from other people and submits one sentence posts with links to real journalism and/or recently published studies. Yet he is, I think, the senior writer at Gawker Media (mostly because no real…

INSIDE A HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE BOARD ROOM Time: right now:

my one and only knock on Subaru is that it is vicariously responsible for Ernie Boch Jr. and his monumental douchebaggery.

Look into Kolsh my friend. It is a style from Germany (Koln) that is as pissy and poundable as American adjunct garbage, but almost no one in America aside from small craft brewers makes it(Harpoon in Boston brews it as their Summer Beer). So you get to hold that craft brew bottle (label out of course) and enjoy the…

Lets not forget that FIFA, along with AB-InBev, force countries with bans on alcohol (either in stadiums or in general) to sell their product or risk losing the world cup and all the money they will rob/cost said countries.

BEST. ADEQUATE MAN. ARTICLE. EVER.

It’s a teaching moment. Like "Oh what bitch, you’re gonna punch me in the face? You know what it’s like to get punched in the face? Here, lemme show you...”

Is he right handed? I mean, he couldn't even knock out some drunk white bitch? This does not bode well for his career in throwing footballs...

Where are these people that watch women’s soccer, being played on turf no less?! This is some elaborate conspiracy, I swear....

Jesus, Kiefer Sutherland looks like shit man....

Bah....looks like a normal day in Boston/Cambridge/Somerville....

Here here! Give 'em Donald Sterling instead!

Amstel Light. Lowest ABV beer on the market, and it's a fancy import so you won't look like a plebe on the golf course. Damn, golfers are the worst....

I know right? All his criticisms of the systems in this country that oppress the poor and middle class Americans while elevating the already-rich. What a fuckin elitist!

I am in favor of direct deductions from my paycheck to go to Oliver for buying TV ad spots for more stuff like this. At least I'd see the results, unlike social security and Medicaid deductions, which I will never see a benefit from...

No one’s watching and/or cares? Got it.